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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:46 PM
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I just heard this great new joke!
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching
as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:evilgrin:
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:51 PM
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1. I don't get it - shouldn't there be a question about film or something?
:)
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:52 PM
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2. Over twenty people post this...
and now you ask?
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 02:03 PM
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3. Wow! - type "failure" into Google and see what you get!
These internets sure keep me up to date!

(And yes, I'm joking.)
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