If you're a pope, post here

[anarch]

Here, I found a link for you to print out your personalized pope cards, to carry in your wallet or whatever:

http://jubal.westnet.com/hyperdiscordia/popecard.html

[Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel]

1. OY .... pope here...

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying:

"Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in conflict in Iraq"

"OH NO!" the President exclaims, ashen faced, "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at his display of emotion, nervously watching as

Bush sits, head in hands. Finally the President looks up and asks,

"How many is a brazillion? More than a million right?"

[anarch]

2. your holiness: don't forget to print your card! n/t

[TrogL]

3. I am the Antichrist

Does that count?

[anarch]

6. yeah, that's cool...you can still be a pope n/t

[NNadir]

4. What if you are a dead pope? Can you post here?

[anarch]

7. sure, why not?

Once a pope, always a pope I say.

[NNadir]

16. OK then, I am both Pope Adrian IV and Pope Clement VII.

You can certainly imagine my surprise when the first time around I found out about this Hindu business.

None of this stopped my antisemitism in the second papacy, but few people noticed much of what I did owing to that deal with Camillo Borghese and Galileo. I never thought that much of Camillo, but I do appreciate the historical distraction he provided.

[BikeWriter]

5. You rang? Here's my official portrait.

[anarch]

8. very nice! don't leave w/o your pope-card! n/t

[BikeWriter]

11. Thank you, I made one! :-)

[Magrittes Pipe]

9. I'm a poop!

[anarch]

10. and would a pope by any other name not smell the same?

hmmm...maybe not.

[Spider Jerusalem]

12. How about a tsar card?

(this one gets points for the oblique Aleister Crowley reference...)

[anarch]

13. sweet! I'm adding that to my wallet as well...

Everybody for President!!

(and equal rights for ostriches!)

[Beer Snob-50]

14. I love the white robes

and the pointy hat!!

[MN ChimpH8R]

15. I got one of those twenty years ago

and I still have it. I think the Sub-Geniuses were passing them out when I was in college.