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anarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:46 PM
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If you're a pope, post here
Edited on Fri Sep-30-05 12:53 PM by anarch
Here, I found a link for you to print out your personalized pope cards, to carry in your wallet or whatever:

http://jubal.westnet.com/hyperdiscordia/popecard.html

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Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 01:24 PM
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1. OY .... pope here...
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying:

"Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in conflict in Iraq"

"OH NO!" the President exclaims, ashen faced, "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at his display of emotion, nervously watching as

Bush sits, head in hands. Finally the President looks up and asks,

"How many is a brazillion? More than a million right?" :crazy:













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anarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 01:31 PM
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2. your holiness: don't forget to print your card! n/t
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 02:38 PM
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3. I am the Antichrist
Does that count?
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anarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 02:44 PM
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6. yeah, that's cool...you can still be a pope n/t
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NNadir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 02:40 PM
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4. What if you are a dead pope? Can you post here?
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anarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 02:46 PM
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7. sure, why not?
Once a pope, always a pope I say.
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NNadir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 03:12 PM
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16. OK then, I am both Pope Adrian IV and Pope Clement VII.
You can certainly imagine my surprise when the first time around I found out about this Hindu business.

None of this stopped my antisemitism in the second papacy, but few people noticed much of what I did owing to that deal with Camillo Borghese and Galileo. I never thought that much of Camillo, but I do appreciate the historical distraction he provided.

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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 02:42 PM
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5. You rang? Here's my official portrait.
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anarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 02:46 PM
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8. very nice! don't leave w/o your pope-card! n/t
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 02:51 PM
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11. Thank you, I made one! :-)
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 02:47 PM
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9. I'm a poop!
:D
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anarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 02:49 PM
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10. and would a pope by any other name not smell the same?
hmmm...maybe not.
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Spider Jerusalem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 02:53 PM
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12. How about a tsar card?
Edited on Fri Sep-30-05 02:53 PM by Spider Jerusalem


(this one gets points for the oblique Aleister Crowley reference...)
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anarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 02:54 PM
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13. sweet! I'm adding that to my wallet as well...
Everybody for President!!

(and equal rights for ostriches!)
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 02:58 PM
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14. I love the white robes
and the pointy hat!!
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MN ChimpH8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 03:06 PM
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15. I got one of those twenty years ago
and I still have it. I think the Sub-Geniuses were passing them out when I was in college.
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