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huskerlaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 01:36 PM
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Another Bush Joke...Brazilian free, I swear
Two boys from Boston were playing baseball when one of them was attacked by a rabid Rotweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off a nearby fence, wedged it into the dog's collar and twisted it, breaking the dog's neck.

A newspaper reporter from the Boston Globe witnessed the incident and rushed over to interview the boy. The reporter began entering data into his laptop, beginning with the headline:

"Brave Young Red Sox Fan Saves Friend From Jaws of Vicious Animal"

"But I'm not a Red Sox fan," the little hero interjected.

"Sorry," replied the reporter. "But since we're in Boston, I just assumed you were." Hitting the delete key, the reporter began:

"John Kerry Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Dog Attack"

"But I'm not a Kerry fan either," the boy responds.

The reporter says, "I assumed everybody in this state was either for the Red Sox or for Kerry. Usually both. What team or person do you like?"

"I'm a Texas Ranger fan and I really like George W. Bush," the boy says.

Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again:

"Arrogant Little Conservative Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet"
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RebelOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 01:42 PM
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1. Now that's a good one.
Edited on Fri Sep-30-05 01:43 PM by RebelOne
Let's wait and see how many times it will be reposted.
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 01:49 PM
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2. ROFLMAO!
Oh, I LOVE it! You made me laugh out loud, my dear huskerlaw....

It's not real often that I do that.......

Thanks........


:rofl:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 01:50 PM
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3. Hehehehehe.
:thumbsup:
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