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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 10:40 AM
Original message
Fuck this! I'm leaving DU for good!
Edited on Fri Sep-30-05 10:41 AM by southlandshari
Well, not really. Just wanted to get your attention. Because I just heard the funniest fucking joke ever and wanted to make sure you all had a chance to hear it, too!


Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying:

"Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in conflict in Iraq"

"OH NO!" the President exclaims, ashen faced, "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at his display of emotion, nervously watching as

Bush sits, head in hands. Finally the President looks up and asks,

"How many is a brazillion? More than a million right?"


:evilgrin:
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 10:42 AM
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1. Help! The mods are melting down!
Rough term, eh? ;)
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:20 AM
Response to Reply #1
9. Can you blame me?
What are we to do with troublemakers like this?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 10:42 AM
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2. Don't they take away your modding privileges for behavior like this?
;)
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:20 AM
Response to Reply #2
10. Nah.
That's only if you call another DUer a really, really bad name.

And I would NEVER do that!

DS1 can vouch for me on this.

;)
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crispini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 10:42 AM
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3. Ok, I admit it,
Got me! :P
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:21 AM
Response to Reply #3
11. That was the whole idea!
:hug:
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tyedyeto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 10:43 AM
Response to Original message
4. Drama Queen!
:rofl:









:hide:
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:22 AM
Response to Reply #4
12. I didn't used to be this way...
Then I started posting in the Lounge.

I learned from the best!

:P
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 10:44 AM
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5. *snort*
:rofl:

:loveya:
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:22 AM
Response to Reply #5
13. Only one response possible here...
:loveya:
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 10:46 AM
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6. From YOU.... yeah... that gets attention. LOL
:rofl:
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:26 AM
Response to Reply #6
16. Awww....thanks!
I think.

:rofl:


Despite my best effort, though, and replying to everyone on this thread - which I do because I'm polite and was raised right, but which also has the added effect of kicking my little copycat entry here - it lags sadly behind yours:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

Perhaps if I posted myself and another gorgeous DUer kissing some lucky schmuck (sorry, GOPisevil!) my thread would be faring better!

:evilgrin:
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:31 AM
Response to Reply #16
19. Yes, but you'll notice that half the posts on that are mine.
;)

Please DO post yourself kissing some lucky DUer. I would love to see that. :D :hi:
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:32 AM
Response to Reply #19
22. LOL - any volunteers?
:evilgrin:
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:41 AM
Response to Reply #22
28. Hahaha... you're on the Greatest Page!
You win! :bounce: :rofl:
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:45 AM
Response to Reply #28
29. Whew! That's a relief!
There was an embarrassingly small response (read: zero) to my call for volunteers to let me kiss them for a picture to be posted here!

Perhaps this accomplishment will divert attention from that sad reality!

:yoiks:
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 10:47 AM
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7. Thread recommended for the Greatest Page.
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:27 AM
Response to Reply #7
17. Wow!
Edited on Fri Sep-30-05 11:28 AM by southlandshari
This may be the first time I've ever made the Greatest Page!!

LOL - I am usually far too busy making people run away from threads others have started to start new ones on my own!

I guess I should publicly declare I'm leaving DU more often!

;)
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:53 PM
Response to Reply #17
73. ROFL! Excellent strategy, Shari!
;)
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 10:54 AM
Response to Original message
8. Best Brazilian one yet
:thumbsup:
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:30 AM
Response to Reply #8
18. Coming from someone
who posted what may have been THE greatest thread ever in the history of the Lounge a couple of weeks ago, yours is a reply I won't forget, darlin'!

:pals:
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:54 AM
Response to Reply #18
34. I did?
Cool..lol.

:pals:
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:58 AM
Response to Reply #34
37. Oh, come on - you are just being modest, darlin'!
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:04 PM
Response to Reply #37
48. Oh yeah..that one
It did pretty well for me. In fact I think it was one of the last ones from the lounge to hit the "greatest" page.

Actually, I think a lot of mine are pretty good, but while I watch them fly off the front page I often reconsider my thinking...lol.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:23 AM
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14. What the hell's going on around here?
:crazy:
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:31 AM
Response to Reply #14
20. You know what they say...
If you can't beat them, join them.

Even if your best effort is pretty goofy!

:hi:
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:26 AM
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15. I thought the mods were supposed to stop these hijinks
:hi:
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:32 AM
Response to Reply #15
21. OMG. You are RIGHT!
Someone hit alert - quick!

:hide:
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:35 AM
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23. LOL. Good one!
But are mods allowed to say "fuck"? Or did you send that resignation letter after all?


Khash.
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:38 AM
Response to Reply #23
25. Oh no!
You again?

Oh, what the hell....

:popcorn:
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 01:44 PM
Response to Reply #25
86. How could you do that to me?????
A popcorn smiley?!?!

I thought we were friends again :cry:

Khash
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 01:51 PM
Response to Reply #86
88. I'm sorry!
Let's call it even, ok? We both made each other cry in the past few hours, and both posted the popcorn smiley once.

I'd say we can get on with being friends now.

Except for one little thing....

I did post something last night and have been waiting in vain for a little reciprocity from you for hours....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 03:07 PM
Response to Reply #88
97. Done!
But a boy does have to sleep once in a while...

(I told a friend how mean I was to you and she said "You really know how to make friends with people! Why don't you try being nice to her?" So I'm on my best behaviour now.)

Khash.
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:38 AM
Response to Original message
24. Why do you hate America?
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:40 AM
Response to Reply #24
26. .....
:spray:

For some odd reason, I can't choose from the dozen or so snappy replies to your post that spring to mind!

So I shall ponder them some more while I clean my monitor!

;)
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:40 AM
Response to Original message
27. ha!
:rofl:


:hi:
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:59 AM
Response to Reply #27
38. I try.
:hi:
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:00 PM
Response to Reply #38
40. at least you didn't post any scary spider pictures
like that terrible, mean, rotten horrible misunderestimator. x(
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:01 PM
Response to Reply #40
42. Thank you, progmom!
She is awful, isn't she?

;)
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:07 PM
Response to Reply #42
51. she's incorrigible.
x(
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:47 AM
Response to Original message
30. Tell It Again! Tell It Again!! I LAUGH AND LAUGH... EVERY-TIME!!
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:59 AM
Response to Reply #30
39. Only for you!
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying:

"Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in conflict in Iraq"

"OH NO!" the President exclaims, ashen faced, "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at his display of emotion, nervously watching as

Bush sits, head in hands. Finally the President looks up and asks,

"How many is a brazillion? More than a million right?"
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:02 PM
Response to Reply #39
44. Oh... My Sides Hurt!!
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:33 PM
Response to Reply #44
61. I think you may be overfeeding that ROFL smiley, darlin'
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 01:21 PM
Response to Reply #61
79. He's A Bit On The Chubby Side, Isn't He? --- It's Because He Quit Smoking.
And substituted snacks for cigarettes for a long time... then when the taste buds recovered from NOT being subjected to smoke, the food TASTED SO GOOD, the he just ate more than he should at every meal.

But his teeth are nice and white. His clothes and hair and car and house don't smell like stale smoke. His heart and lungs thank him for it. Eh?

-- Allen
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 01:29 PM
Response to Reply #79
82. Touche!
:applause:
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ProfessorGAC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:49 AM
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31. Thanks For The Laugh
I have to tell my friends that one.
The Professor
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:02 PM
Response to Reply #31
45. No problem.
I couldn't believe it hadn't made the rounds here yet and I got to be the first one to tell it!

:D
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bamacrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:52 AM
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32. Hilarious
Got 12?




We do.
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:03 PM
Response to Reply #32
46. Talk to me Monday, darlin'.
Enough said!

:P
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merh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:53 AM
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33. :-)


:rofl:

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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:05 PM
Response to Reply #33
49. Finally! Some real class on this thread!
I love your new sigline, my wonderful friend. I just don't love what prompted you to create it!

:hug:
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merh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:09 PM
Response to Reply #49
53. Hello sweetie.
Glad you like the new sig - it just seemed appropriate. I realized I am rather sensitive these days and somewhat unkept. :crazy:

I just wanted folks to realize that if I lose it or get bitchy, it is not intentional, I am just preoccupied.

Love & support & hugs from you and other DUers help out more than you know. :hug: :grouphug: :loveya:

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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:54 AM
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35. Woohoo thanks for sharing!
I haven't heard that joke-today

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

And the "More than a million right?" hook was simply INSPIRED!

:P
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:06 PM
Response to Reply #35
50. I know! I can't believe no one else had shared this one yet!
I NEVER get to be the first one to tell a good joke!

















:hide:
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:13 PM
Response to Reply #50
56. Well damn girl
you are one hell of a raconteur!!!

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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:26 PM
Response to Reply #56
59. I think I love you, darlin'!
I'm not ashamed to admit, I had to look that one up, but when I did...zowie!

:loveya:


http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/archive/20...

raconteur \rack-on-TUR\, noun:
One who excels in telling stories and anecdotes.

An excellent raconteur, he had a varied stock of stories and enjoyed the joke just as much when it was on himself as he did when it was on some one else.
--"Rockefeller Wit Endeared Him to Friends; He Relished Quip by Will Rogers About Him," New York Times, May 24, 1937

Korda's tone of voice is affectionate and urbane, his manner that of the accomplished raconteur who never spoils the story with a heavy-handed moral, relying for his effect on the telling anecdote and the apt phrase.
--Lewis Lapham, "Adventures in the Book Trade," New York Times, May 23, 1999

He has an excellent raconteur's mind, memory, vocabulary and tongue, brings in a story just at the right time, in the right manner, serves his anecdotes perfectly either piping hot or ice-cold as tragedies.
--Anatole Pohorilenko and James Crump, When We Were Three
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 11:58 AM
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36. LOL!
Good joke! Otherwise, for tricking me like that, I was going to take away your moonpies. :P

(ESPN Classic replayed the TN-LSU game last night, so I watched the 4th quarter and OT all over again!)
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:08 PM
Response to Reply #36
52. My Moon Pies are still here, darlin'!
:rofl:

Sorry I missed that replay - jeez, that was a great game!

Big weekend in the SEC coming up!

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RebelOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:01 PM
Response to Original message
41. No, no, not that joke again. It's been posted at least twice daily. n/t
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:11 PM
Response to Reply #41
54. Damn!
And I thought I posted it first!
























P.S. I knew it had been posted before once or twice. ;)
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AnarchoFreeThinker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:01 PM
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43. I wrote that joke and I know in my heart I'm funny.
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:13 PM
Response to Reply #43
55. Not only are you funny...
but your copycat thread ("NOT a sex thread") was by far the best one of the morning.

Until this one, of course.

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AnarchoFreeThinker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:34 PM
Response to Reply #55
62. your making me blush with
guilt. okay, okay, I admit it--I didn't actually write that joke.
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:47 PM
Response to Reply #62
70. Thank you for your honesty.
Just for that - if there ever is video (as per your post downthread), you'll be first on the mailing list, ok?!

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AnarchoFreeThinker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 01:00 PM
Response to Reply #70
77. ooooo-yeah
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 01:06 PM
Response to Reply #77
78. Gasp! I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard!
That's your sigline, isn't it? That starts with "I WANT YOU!"?

Damn - I thought that was the rest of your reply, until I saw the image of Uncle Sam!

I found it a bit, um.....well, never mind. This thread is doing far too well for me to go there and then have to lock as a you-know-what!

:rofl:
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AnarchoFreeThinker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 01:24 PM
Response to Reply #78
80. that's it. i'm updating my sig line to something much simpler
(I'm not the Queen, by the way.)
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 01:31 PM
Response to Reply #80
83. Awwww...now my post doesn't make any sense!
And I STILL can hardly breathe from the laughing!

I just got excited when I read (in HUGE letters at the beginning of your post, pre-sigline change):

I WANT YOU!!!!

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AnarchoFreeThinker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 01:43 PM
Response to Reply #83
85. okay, hope this helps
note: by "you" I mean "southlandshari"
note: ignore the part about "TO DISSENT NOW"
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 01:45 PM
Response to Reply #85
87. Oh yeah, baby!
That helps A LOT!

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BReisen Donating Member (107 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:03 PM
Response to Original message
47. I lost it when I read this - thanks!
I first saw this when I was reading email in a meeting (against the meeting rules) and had to get up and leave because I couldn't keep the smirk off my face. (I immediately sent it to the guy sitting next to me, of course - he had the same problem!)

My favorite all time (at least currently) Bush joke. Thanks for bringing the smirk back to my face!
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:16 PM
Response to Reply #47
58. You are most welcome, BReisen!
And a belated welcome to DU!

Just don't go getting fired over us!

:hi:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:16 PM
Response to Original message
57. Please don't go - Please, please, oh please!

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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:28 PM
Response to Reply #57
60. I'll stay, but only if...
you promise not to touch JimmyJazz ever again.

She's MINE!

;)


On second thought, the three of us could...

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AnarchoFreeThinker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:39 PM
Response to Reply #60
63. link to video please
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:40 PM
Response to Reply #60
65. I promise
however - I must say - she is very nice to sleep with!












hmmm a mnage trois gee - it's been so long since I've done that!
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:40 PM
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64. How much?


:rofl:

RL
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:44 PM
Response to Reply #64
66. How much WHAT?
Do I really want to know the answer to that?

:rofl:
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:45 PM
Response to Reply #66
68. No you do not!
:rofl:

RL
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:44 PM
Response to Original message
67. I want to add...
That I didn't even click the Brazil threads from yesterday, so THIS thread was the first time I saw the joke.

It pays to not bother opening most people's threads. :evilgrin:
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:53 PM
Response to Reply #67
72. I know what you are doing, ZW
You are just responding again because you know I have that dysfunctionally polite gene that most Southern women are cursed with and that as a result, I feel compelled to respond to all of the replies to my original post on this thread. Thus moving me rapidly towards another congratulatory "milestones" thread that will again reveal to everyone my embarrassingly high post count, and causing far too many DUers to think "Why doesn't she just shut the fuck up every now and then?". Me included!

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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:56 PM
Response to Reply #72
75. Actually...
I just wish there were more posts by you and less by some others.

:D
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:59 PM
Response to Reply #75
76. Damn!
How can I continue to poke fun at you when you say sweet things like that?

Sigh. Ok, ok....I haven't trotted this one out in a LONG time, but for you, darlin':

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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:45 PM
Response to Original message
69. Drama Queen..... And besides, isn't that a hair style
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:50 PM
Response to Reply #69
71. Regarding hair styles
I know nothing about the subject. As long as mine remains attached to my scalp, I'm pretty content.

There are other DU women - far nicer than me - who would be happy to expound on hair styles, though, if you have any questions, darlin'!

:P
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:56 PM
Response to Reply #71
74. "The Twinsare always talkin' bout gettin' a brazillion..."
"Said it was a hair style or sumthin'" HeHe HE
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 01:25 PM
Response to Original message
81. Shari, my sister....put down the cookies.
PM me as soon as you can.. we need to set up some counseling time. In the meanwhile, I am praying for your soul.

Would you like some popcorn? :popcorn:
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 01:38 PM
Response to Reply #81
84. NO! Not you, too!
STOP with popcorn, you guys!

Let me put it this way:

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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 01:59 PM
Response to Reply #84
89. OK, have some cheese instead.
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 02:06 PM
Response to Reply #89
90. Anything to erase this image from my tortured mind....
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 02:18 PM
Response to Reply #90
91. ....
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 02:33 PM
Response to Original message
92. HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Hi, shari! :loveya:

I'm sorry that I haven't been attentive to PMs; I'm still cleaning up from Katrina and, at the same time, trying to help people who are here from Rita.

Kisses and big smooches. :hug:
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 08:01 PM
Response to Reply #92
100. Maddy!
Don't sweat the PMs - I'm just happy to see you!

:hug:
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jane_pippin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 02:35 PM
Response to Original message
93. I wish I could recommend this thread a brazillion times.
:thumbsup:
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 08:02 PM
Response to Reply #93
101. Thanks!
This was a fun one!

:hi:
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 02:37 PM
Response to Original message
94. As I said in my response to the very first reply in this thread...
Can anyone blame me for leaving?

Look - just look at what they are doing to me over here:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...
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AnarchoFreeThinker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 02:46 PM
Response to Reply #94
95. okay, enough with the popcorn jokes. I'm standing up for southlandshari
and I'm really mad. Watch out, 'cause I'm gonna let my face get red, and back her!
Wait, "red and......back her"?
Reddenbacker?
Orville...Reddenbacker?
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 03:01 PM
Response to Reply #95
96. Hmmmmm..
My first response to your reply was sheer joy at the possibility of SOMEONE finally taking up for me! I even had a fleeting fantasy of you and I that looked something like this:




Then I read it more carefully.

Sigh.

:spank:
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Throckmorton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 07:11 PM
Response to Original message
98. OK, so this Duck walks into a bar with a moose, a 12 inch pianist,
and a set of jumper cables.
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 01:21 AM
Response to Reply #98
104. I'm fairly certain
I do not want to hear the rest of that one!

;)
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Throckmorton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 06:07 PM
Response to Reply #104
132. you three clowns don't try and start anything in here
see, very g rated.
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katty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 07:51 PM
Response to Original message
99. friend sent this to me--too funny!
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 01:22 AM
Response to Reply #99
105. This turned out to be a funny thread, too.
It started out as a silly copycat of the brazillion other Brazillian joke threads in the Lounge this morning and just kind of evolved from there!

:hi:
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 01:23 AM
Response to Reply #105
107. I thought you were leaving.......
:popcorn:
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 01:29 AM
Response to Reply #107
109. I was. I mean I am. I mean...
Hey, wait a minute? What are you saying? Are you disappointed I'm still here?

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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 01:31 AM
Response to Reply #109
110. Me, Nah.........
I don't get disappointed so easily....

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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 01:33 AM
Response to Reply #110
112. I'll keep that in mind! n/t
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 01:38 AM
Response to Reply #112
115. Now if you really left....
That could cause some major disappointment...
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 01:45 AM
Response to Reply #115
118. Whew!
For a minute there, I thought you didn't like me anymore!



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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 01:46 AM
Response to Reply #118
119. Not at all....
I just meant that it takes a lot to dissapoint me....

O8)
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donheld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 08:28 PM
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102. I love that
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 01:23 AM
Response to Reply #102
106. Hey!
Can you breathe? That's an awful lot of laughing at one time!

:P
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buddysmellgood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 09:16 PM
Response to Original message
103. I'VE HEARD THAT ALREADY DAMN IT! NOW I'M LEAVING FOR GOOD
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 01:24 AM
Response to Reply #103
108. Wait for me!
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 01:33 AM
Response to Original message
111. Fuck that! I'm laughing at you on DU for good!
Well for a while anyway.
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 01:36 AM
Response to Reply #111
113. Hey there!
I had my usual reaction to you showing up on a thread where I'm posting...

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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 01:37 AM
Response to Reply #113
114. Maybe I had my usual reaction to posting on you
I mean, on your thread.
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 01:39 AM
Response to Reply #114
116. Hmmmmm...
Care to elaborate on that reaction, darlin'?

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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 01:42 AM
Response to Reply #116
117. You kidding?
Do you have any idea how much I'm blushing for just saying THAT much!?

Though the reaction was uplifting. Spiritually, of course.
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 01:47 AM
Response to Reply #117
120. Oh my!
Edited on Sat Oct-01-05 01:48 AM by southlandshari


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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 01:52 AM
Response to Reply #120
121. Locking Sex Thread
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 01:53 AM
Response to Reply #121
122. What a dirty mind!
Humph.
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 01:59 AM
Response to Reply #120
123. Wow, cute smoochie smilie!
Makes me all aquiver! (So does the moonpie!)
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 12:32 PM
Response to Reply #123
124. How about this one, darlin'?
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 12:45 PM
Response to Reply #124
125. Makes me want it!
With a root beer float!
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 01:09 PM
Response to Reply #125
129. You want it?
Edited on Sat Oct-01-05 01:14 PM by southlandshari
You got it, darlin'!































The t-shirt, I mean. What? Anyone who thought otherwise needs to get their mind out of the gutter!

On second thought, check your PM inbox, jobycom!

:evilgrin:
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 01:37 PM
Response to Reply #129
131. Checking
No PM moon pies!
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nickgutierrez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 12:50 PM
Response to Original message
126. That's a great joke.
Oh, and the * thing was pretty good, too. :evilgrin:
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 01:04 PM
Response to Reply #126
127. Thanks!
I learned everything I know about silly message board humor from a true master!

:hi:
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nickgutierrez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 01:09 PM
Response to Reply #127
128. I'm going to assume you mean me.
I could be wrong, though.

:hi:
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 01:11 PM
Response to Reply #128
130. Duh!
Of course I meant you!

:hug:
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giant_robot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 07:12 PM
Response to Original message
133. Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
:rofl: Every republican I know is getting this one!
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entanglement Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 07:38 PM
Response to Original message
134. And this joke has been posted a Brazillion times
:evilgrin:
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 09:43 PM
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135. King Dumbass: "There are blacks in Brazil, right?"
"So it doesn't really matter if they get killed, right, Mr. Cheney?"

:sarcasm:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 09:45 PM
Response to Original message
136. Hi Shari
Don't go!!!! :cry:
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-02-05 01:36 AM
Response to Reply #136
137. I'm still here!
This was nothing but a silly copycat thread that unexpectedly grew legs and walked onto the Greatest Page in all its goofy glory!

How 'bout them badgers, darlin'?

:hi:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-02-05 09:19 PM
Response to Reply #137
139. Very happy about my Badgers!
:woohoo:
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smbolisnch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-02-05 01:38 AM
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138. LOL
:rofl:
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