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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 09:04 AM
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Great joke (SOteric might like this one)
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying:

"Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in conflict in Iraq"

"OH NO!" the President exclaims, ashen faced, "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at his display of emotion, nervously watching as

Bush sits, head in hands. Finally the President looks up and asks,

"How many is a brazillion? More than a million right?"

:evilgrin:
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  - OMG that is friggin hilarious!  StopTheMorans   Sep-30-05 09:04 AM   #1 
  - I'm going to bundle this joke into an .nfo file  DS1   Sep-30-05 09:04 AM   #2 
  - Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter  primate1   Sep-30-05 09:07 AM   #8 
  - It IS a virus!!!!!  chknltl   Sep-30-05 09:05 AM   #3 
  - *koff*  SOteric   Sep-30-05 09:05 AM   #4 
  - You knew it would happen  primate1   Sep-30-05 09:06 AM   #6 
  - I hear it's her favorite joke!  Misunderestimator   Sep-30-05 09:06 AM   #5 
     - .  StopTheMorans   Sep-30-05 09:06 AM   #7 
 
StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 09:04 AM
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1. OMG that is friggin hilarious!
Edited on Fri Sep-30-05 09:05 AM by StopTheMorans
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 09:04 AM
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2. I'm going to bundle this joke into an .nfo file
and link it to every torrent I can
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 09:07 AM
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8. Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter
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chknltl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 09:05 AM
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3. It IS a virus!!!!!
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 09:05 AM
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4. *koff*
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 09:06 AM
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6. You knew it would happen
I couldn't resist.
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 09:06 AM
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5. I hear it's her favorite joke!
:rofl:
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 09:06 AM
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7. .
:rofl:
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