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Catchawave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 08:24 AM
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"The Hammer's Prayer" -TRUE PATRIOT ACTION ALERT!!!! (humor)
TRUE PATRIOT ACTION ALERT: HELP LOBBY GOD ON BEHALF OF INDICTED ETHICS POSTERCHILD TOM DeLAY BY RECITING "THE HAMMER'S PRAYER"


From our friends at whitehouse.org (humor). Please enjoy the photo also at the link: http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2005/092805.asp


Official National Appeal to the Almighty

President Bush urges all Americans to show their support for House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, during this, his hour of pitiable martyrdom. Gather your family together today, and pray ALOUD to God so that Tom shall prevail over the VICIOUSLY FACT-OBSESSED conspiracy indictment filed against him.

THE HAMMER'S PRAYER:

Our Thomas, who art in Congress,
Hallowed be thy ethics.
Thine indictment come.
Thy will undone.
By some bitter pinko in Texas.
Give us this day our daily graft.
And bequeath us our gerrymanders,
As we bequeath squat to poor, colored trash.
And lead us not into taxation,
But deliver us from mercy.
For thine is the vitriol,
And the avarice,
And the goose step.
For ever and ever.
Amen.




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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 08:25 AM
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1. Kickass
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Catchawave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 08:51 AM
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2. A "I thought it was funny" kick :)
Not to mention whitehouse.org is the best parody site on the web :kick:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 09:03 AM
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3. And I thought the prayer was this:
That's word,we pray(pray,pray)
We got to pray
Just to make it today
I said we pray(pray) ah,yeah,pray(pray)
We got to pray
Just to make it to pray
That's word,we pray

All my life I wanted to make it to the top
(That's word,we pray)
Some said I wouldn't
They told me no,but I didn't stop
(That's word,we pray)
Working hard,making those movies everyday
(That's word,we pray)
On my knees, every night,you know I pray

That's word,we pray(pray)
Ah,yeah,pray(pray) we got to pray
Just to make it today
I said we pray(pray) ah,yeah,pray(pray)
We got to pray
Just to make it today
That's word,we pray

Now I just think that you
Can do what ever you want
(That's word,we pray)
I'm bustin' these rhymes
Making this money and I won't
(That's word,we pray)
Forget my people or my town or my ways
(That's word,we pray)
And on my knees,every night I'm still gonna pray

That's word,we pray(pray)
Ah,yeah,pray(pray) we got to pray
Just to make it today
I said we pray(pray) ah,yeah,pray(pray)
We got to pray
Just to make it today
That's word,we pray

Time and time and time and time and time again
(That's word,we pray)
I kept on knocking,but
These people wouldn't let me in
(That's word,we pray)
I tried and tried and tried and tried to make a way
(That's word,we pray)
But nothing happened till that day I prayed

That's word,we pray(pray)
Ah,yeah,pray(pray) we got to pray
Just to make it today
I said we pray(pray) ah,yeah,pray(pray)
We got to pray
Just to make it today
That's word,we pray

Childrem dying,oh,so fast from this or that
(That's word,we pray)
Needing that money
Smoking that dope and doing that crack
(That's word,we pray)
Ten years old stand outside
Better look out
(That's word ,we pray)
Dead and gone,necer had a chance
What's it all about?

That's word,we pray(pray) ah,yeah,pray
We need to pray
Just to make it today
I need to pray(pray),ah,yeah,pray
We need to pray
Just to make it today
That's word,we pray

That's word,we pray( x3)

That's word,we pray(pray) ah,yeah,pray
We need to pray
Just to make it today
I need to pray(pray),ah,yeah,pray
We need to pray
Just to make it today
That's word,we pray

On a mission start to doubt.here we go
(That's word,we pray)
Kicking back,read these words we need to know
(That's word,we pray)
Living high,living good,living long
(That's word,we pray)
Take a minute,bust a prayer
And you're good to go

That's word,we pray(pray) ah,yeah,pray
We need to pray
Just to make it today
I need to pray(pray),ah,yeah,pray
We need to pray
Just to make it today
That's word,we pray

We're sending this one out to the Lord
(That's word,we pray)
And we thank you and we know we need to pray
(That's word,we pray)
Cause all the blessings that are good they come from above
(That's word,we pray)
And once again we want
To say "thank you" to the Lord with all our love

That's word,we pray(pray) ah,yeah,pray
We need to pray
Just to make it today
I need to pray(pray),ah,yeah,pray
We need to pray
Just to make it today
That's word,we pray

That's word,we pray(pray,pray) (x4)
That's word,we pray

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Catchawave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-01-05 11:54 AM
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4. Yuh ? You ok hytoad ?
Whoosh, so sorry :)
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