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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 07:20 AM
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Is this a divorcable offense?
I was watching the Red Sox the last couple of nights and was getting pissed in the early innings due to less than memorable performance by the olde towne team. My wife said, "Relax, they won the world series last year, give another team a chance"

I think that is cruel and unusual and qualifies as a divorcalbe offense. any thoughts?
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 07:22 AM
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1. What? Making her watch baseball? Absolutely.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 07:23 AM
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2. LOL
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 07:28 AM
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4. She watches it of her own free will.
We have two other tv's where she can watch her hgtv.
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Bassic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 07:53 AM
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10. hgtv....
that shit gives me nightmares man...
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 07:55 AM
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11. her and the neighbors get together and watch that shit
for hours at a time.

granted candice olsen is kind of cute...but still.
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Bassic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 07:59 AM
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12. My girlfriend can sit in frot of it all day long and all night if she
wants too.

I'ts friggin scary!
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 07:27 AM
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3. with extreme prejudice
that's throw-all-her-shit-out-in-the-lawn-and-change-the-locks worthy.
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 07:28 AM
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5. thank you!!!
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 07:34 AM
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6. yeah. if you let this slide
pretty soon you'll be wearing a french maid's outfit and shopping during the World Series while the stores are all empty. She obviously has defects that could seriously threaten the survival of your very soul.
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 07:50 AM
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8. oh that will NEVER happen
i will give her my credit card and let her go crazy with the rest of her friends who don't understand what is going on.
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 07:50 AM
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7. are you okay? do you need a hug? You know, a manly kind of from your
brother hug?

Matcom will help.
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 07:52 AM
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9. are you a freeper???
sounds like it to me. lol
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 08:35 AM
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16. ew no, as IF!
Gahhhh!
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 08:12 AM
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13. Ya know
I knew sooner or later you'd leave her for me...... :silly:
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 08:35 AM
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17. that can be arranged! lol
democrat, knows current events, sox fan!! perfect.
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SKKY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 08:15 AM
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14. I can't believe you even have to ask.
You could easily get the kids and the house with that kind of crazy talk!
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 08:26 AM
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15. Your wife sounds logical to me!!
Edited on Fri Sep-30-05 08:26 AM by Shell Beau
:evilgrin: Besides I am a Yankees fan!(now that may be more of a divorcable offense for you)
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 08:36 AM
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18. never would have dated in the first place!! lol
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