We haven't killed a kitten in a while

[khashka]

Nor have the kittens tried to kill us.....


So.....
http://users.wolfcrews.com/toys/vikings /

Khash.

[In_The_Wind]

1. Aaaaaaaaaaa-ah

We come from the land of ice and snow

[khashka]

2. We Are Your Overlords!

Truer words.....


Khash.

[In_The_Wind]

5. We calmed the tides of war

I Am Your Overlord!

Joani

[NMMNG]

3. When I saw the subject line of your thread I thought I was going to

have to cyber-kick your butt. Then I found out it was all about the Viking Kittens so now I have to give you a cyber-hug.

[Robeson]

4. When I first read the title of your thread, I was gettng ready to....

...put you in my blender, and turn you into people juice. Sheeww...
Thanks for not scaring me. I've seen that one before, and its classic. Please don't scare me like that again. When you scare me, you scare the kittens.....

[gmoney]

6. No sex threads (n/t)

[khashka]

7. You people have a really bad opinion of me!

Me? Kill a kitten? Are you insane?

Kiss a kitten, yes. Kill a kitten, no.

Khash.

[In_The_Wind]

8. Hey Khash

I know you better than that! I knew that you could only kiss a kitten!

[khashka]

9. Well yeah I knew you knew me Joani

But the rest were ready to burn me at the stake!


Khash.

[In_The_Wind]

10. I'll protect you!

I'm pretty good at standing up against all odds when I know the facts!
You are one of the good guys! And I won't let anyone forget it!

[Robeson]

11. Whoa! Wait! Listen here Khash......

...I knew where you were coming from. I would never burn you at the stake....unless you harmed a kitten, and if that happend, someone hand me the lighter fluid!!!....

[khashka]

12. And I quote:

I was gettng ready to....
...put you in my blender, and turn you into people juice.


Now was that a nice thing to say?


Khash.

[Robeson]

14. Now you are totally taking my harsh cruel statements out of context...

...I admit I said, "When I first read the title of your thread, I was gettng ready to...." and of course, there were some unpleaseant things I said afterwards, but hey, I came clean, and said that I knew where you were coming from...so no harm, no foul...

...but if you ever become devious towards those cats, just remember, I've got that blender plugged in...

[khashka]

16. I'm speechless

You explain your harsh cruel words...

And then threaten me. Again!

LOL.

Khash.

[Robeson]

18. I have to admit...it was pretty good, wasn't it....

...I love you dude, it was all in good fun...

[tjwmason]

13. We were going to burn you at the stake

But we were scared that you'd enjoy it.

Good morning Khash mon ami.

Edit - typo

[khashka]

17. Hey TJ

I needed a friendly face this morning. Everyone is being mean to me. I waited up just for you. "Surely," I thought, "TJ will be nice to me."


Khash.

[tjwmason]

21. My face is many things - but I wouldn't call it friendly

indeed many have called me intimidating.

Nonetheless - I will certainly be lovely to you (never nice - that's a hideous concept).



Now come and sit on my knee, and tell me all about the beastly people to I can kick their arses for you.

[hfojvt]

15. playing Led Zeppelin to me

is a capital offense. But I never kill kittens. God does that - because of me. However, if you trace the cause back, it goes back to 'la belle dame sans merci'. I am officially passing the buck.

[KitchenWitch]

19. I have never seen that one

Thanks - it is hilarious

[Ferret Annica]

20. Perplexing...

...Why in the world are you sharing a FReeper cultural trapping such as the Viking Kittens with everyone here?

They symbolize the banning of liberals and the zotting of their threads over at Café Paranoia/FR.

[Roland99]

22. Take that!! AAAHHHHH!!!!!

[Tari]

23. Is that a tommy cat gun?

[Roland99]

27. It's a Katlishnikov

[ghostsofgiants]

24. Speak for yourself, pal...

[SarahB]

25. Killing kittens is not fun...

unless you have someone watching.

[southlandshari]

26. Oh. My. God.