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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:16 AM
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GD as a second language - enroll today!
:evilgrin:
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:18 AM
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1. Can I be a teacher? I hang out over there quite a bit.
Here's the title of one lesson:

"How to slap the s**t out of anyone who dares to post a positive thread."

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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:19 AM
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2. Sure
I like the lesson title...
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charlie and algernon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:23 AM
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5. don't forget this one
"the war of politics: defending your primary candidate to the death."
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:27 AM
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8. Or this one:
"How to Dis People Who do Things You Do Not Agree With."

(See, told you I hang out over there a lot)
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charlie and algernon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:31 AM
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11. or:
"Petty insults 301: acting childish while sounding intelligent."
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:32 AM
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12. And
"When all else fails, call the person you disagree with a freeper troll."
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:40 AM
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17. Another one:
"Attending Only Politically Correct (According to ME) Marches."
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:41 AM
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18. No doubt!
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:43 AM
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20. How 'bout this one:
"Eating Your Own."

--or--

"HOW TO TYPE OUT LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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charlie and algernon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:46 AM
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22. oooo, or...
"the art of firing in a circle 101"
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:19 AM
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3. ummm, GD should be a post graduate course of study
PHD program at a minimum...
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Tafiti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:22 AM
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4. Fuck that.
I'm sticking with Spanish!
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:24 AM
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6. Not that I can do anything about it
But I think this thread should be on the Greatest Page!

:evilgrin:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:29 AM
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9. Oh, c'mon people
I know you all want to nominate this thread!!!

:silly:
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:25 AM
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7. LOL
:rofl:
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:30 AM
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10. Feh, GD is for wimps.... .come join us in the Religion & Theology forums
We eat GDers alive while they are still screaming.
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:44 AM
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21. Oh my, you're resorting to cannibalism now?
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:46 AM
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23. You think that couch is going to save you?
:rofl:
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:58 AM
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25. How about a well?
:hide:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:33 AM
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13. Whoever voted - Thank you!!!!
:7
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charlie and algernon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:35 AM
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15. you're welcome!



PS. check your PM
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 02:25 PM
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32. You're welcome. We sane people gotta stick together if we are
gonna venture into the forbidden GD territories. We'll need full flame proof suits to pass around before venturing in there to observe the barbaric GD tribe.
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BamaGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:34 AM
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14. Ah that would explain my aversion to the place
It's the Southern accent, ya know? Completely mangles other languages. :evilgrin:
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:47 AM
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24. Now, Ah must say that Ah completely disahgree with yew
Ya'll shouldn't be amakin' fun like that!
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ofrfxsk Donating Member (817 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:35 AM
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16. hee
I voted
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:42 AM
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19. Can a girl get a vote???
I know this is purely vanity, but hey, it is all I've got! :rofl:
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AmyDeLune Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 03:57 AM
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26. How to (over) Dramatically
Leave DU Forever!!!101 with it's companion course, How to Sheepishly Come Crawling Back to DU 102. :evilgrin:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 03:58 AM
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27. ROFL
Good ones...those are in the post graduate seminar!
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Bassic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 08:02 AM
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28. I hang out there sometimes, but I already have a second language thanks
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Kellanved Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 08:07 AM
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29. Here's your textbook for the first year
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AnarchoFreeThinker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 08:15 AM
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30. "YOUR MAMA and Other Witty Comebacks: The GD Survival Guide"
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 02:18 PM
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31. It's seriously difficult to learn GD though.
Several observations I have made have astonished me. I mean the subtle nuances like DEAD! and Dead. How in the world will we manage to learn how to talk to the natives over there without enraging their flamethrowers? I believe they have an actual fighting formation. There are some who are trying to discuss usually close to the bottom of the thread. They seem to be scattered out among the flaming hot ones. The OP's tend to ask innocent questions and then the tribal flamethrowers flank the sides ready to question the OP's motives for asking that question. It starts out with the FT's questioning the questioner. Next thing you know, the diplomats from the Lounge try to pipe in and keep the peace, as we always do. Then the flaming begins in earnest. It's as if they have plugged in their earplugs and put on the blinders, and then lit a big ol' tub of high octane gasoline. No matter how peaceful we Loungers try to reason with them they get angrier and angrier.

It's as if nothing we can do will calm the natives down. We come back to the Lounge with the dumbfounded look on our faces and lick our wounds while we try to figure out what went so wrong so fast. We sit in a stupor and then discuss calmly and rationally amongst ourselves. Finally, we chalk it up to the fact that that's just GD. What a warrior like tribe they are.
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 02:32 PM
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33. Btw. Kick. This is seriously educational. A must see.
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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 09:37 PM
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34. As long as I don't have to get a shot of penecillin.
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 09:52 PM
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35. Hey, you forgot "Gee Dubya is worse than HITLER"
There's one way to invalidate anything you say
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 10:30 PM
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36. Ahahaha
Sadly, I've seen that at least twice today...
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