GD as a second language - enroll today!

[KitchenWitch]

[SeattleGirl]

1. Can I be a teacher? I hang out over there quite a bit.

Here's the title of one lesson:

"How to slap the s**t out of anyone who dares to post a positive thread."

[KitchenWitch]

2. Sure

I like the lesson title...

[charlie and algernon]

5. don't forget this one

"the war of politics: defending your primary candidate to the death."

[SeattleGirl]

8. Or this one:

"How to Dis People Who do Things You Do Not Agree With."

(See, told you I hang out over there a lot)

[charlie and algernon]

11. or:

"Petty insults 301: acting childish while sounding intelligent."

[KitchenWitch]

12. And

"When all else fails, call the person you disagree with a freeper troll."

[SeattleGirl]

17. Another one:

"Attending Only Politically Correct (According to ME) Marches."

[KitchenWitch]

18. No doubt!

[SeattleGirl]

20. How 'bout this one:

"Eating Your Own."

--or--

"HOW TO TYPE OUT LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[charlie and algernon]

22. oooo, or...

"the art of firing in a circle 101"

[LSK]

3. ummm, GD should be a post graduate course of study

PHD program at a minimum...

[Tafiti]

4. Fuck that.

I'm sticking with Spanish!

[KitchenWitch]

6. Not that I can do anything about it

But I think this thread should be on the Greatest Page!

[KitchenWitch]

9. Oh, c'mon people

I know you all want to nominate this thread!!!

[NMMNG]

7. LOL

[Az]

10. Feh, GD is for wimps.... .come join us in the Religion & Theology forums

We eat GDers alive while they are still screaming.

[NMMNG]

21. Oh my, you're resorting to cannibalism now?

[KitchenWitch]

23. You think that couch is going to save you?

[NMMNG]

25. How about a well?

[KitchenWitch]

13. Whoever voted - Thank you!!!!

[charlie and algernon]

15. you're welcome!

PS. check your PM

[Jamastiene]

32. You're welcome. We sane people gotta stick together if we are

gonna venture into the forbidden GD territories. We'll need full flame proof suits to pass around before venturing in there to observe the barbaric GD tribe.

[BamaGirl]

14. Ah that would explain my aversion to the place

It's the Southern accent, ya know? Completely mangles other languages.

[SeattleGirl]

24. Now, Ah must say that Ah completely disahgree with yew

Ya'll shouldn't be amakin' fun like that!

[ofrfxsk]

16. hee

I voted

[KitchenWitch]

19. Can a girl get a vote???

I know this is purely vanity, but hey, it is all I've got!

[AmyDeLune]

26. How to (over) Dramatically

Leave DU Forever!!!101 with it's companion course, How to Sheepishly Come Crawling Back to DU 102.

[KitchenWitch]

27. ROFL

Good ones...those are in the post graduate seminar!

[Bassic]

28. I hang out there sometimes, but I already have a second language thanks

[Kellanved]

29. Here's your textbook for the first year

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

30. "YOUR MAMA and Other Witty Comebacks: The GD Survival Guide"

[Jamastiene]

31. It's seriously difficult to learn GD though.

Several observations I have made have astonished me. I mean the subtle nuances like DEAD! and Dead. How in the world will we manage to learn how to talk to the natives over there without enraging their flamethrowers? I believe they have an actual fighting formation. There are some who are trying to discuss usually close to the bottom of the thread. They seem to be scattered out among the flaming hot ones. The OP's tend to ask innocent questions and then the tribal flamethrowers flank the sides ready to question the OP's motives for asking that question. It starts out with the FT's questioning the questioner. Next thing you know, the diplomats from the Lounge try to pipe in and keep the peace, as we always do. Then the flaming begins in earnest. It's as if they have plugged in their earplugs and put on the blinders, and then lit a big ol' tub of high octane gasoline. No matter how peaceful we Loungers try to reason with them they get angrier and angrier.

It's as if nothing we can do will calm the natives down. We come back to the Lounge with the dumbfounded look on our faces and lick our wounds while we try to figure out what went so wrong so fast. We sit in a stupor and then discuss calmly and rationally amongst ourselves. Finally, we chalk it up to the fact that that's just GD. What a warrior like tribe they are.

[Jamastiene]

33. Btw. Kick. This is seriously educational. A must see.

[youthere]

34. As long as I don't have to get a shot of penecillin.

[no name no slogan]

35. Hey, you forgot "Gee Dubya is worse than HITLER"

There's one way to invalidate anything you say

[WildEyedLiberal]

36. Ahahaha

Sadly, I've seen that at least twice today...