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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:00 AM
Original message
Would someone please slap me
before I call anyone "boyee" again. Please?

(I guess sleeping with Welsh men is a bad idea, linguistically speaking)


Khash.
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:02 AM
Response to Original message
1. slap!
:spank:

there you happy?
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:02 AM
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2. No.
I abhor violence.

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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:10 AM
Response to Reply #2
5. So I can call you boyee?
It might get worse. I might even call you boyo.


It's a sad slippery slope......

Khash.
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:12 AM
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6. You can call me anything your little heart desires.
It won't bother me.

:banghead:
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:14 AM
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8. Is Floogeldy flirting with me?
Khash.
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:19 AM
Response to Reply #8
10. No
I don't flirt with people on the Internet.

;)
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:19 AM
Response to Reply #8
11. No
I don't flirt with people on the Internet.

;)
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:26 AM
Response to Reply #11
14. "No" twice?
Could you reject me any more decisively?


Khash.
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:12 AM
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7. So only Pri will save me from myself?
And I thought you guys were my friends!


Khash.
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Tafiti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:06 AM
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3. No slaps necessary.
You've identified the problem, now correct it. Slaps are only for the oblivious.

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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:08 AM
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4. No, my dear Khash......
I could NOT slap you under these circumstances.....

Even if I were in the same room with you..I would NOT.....

I love you...and you are safe with me.......

Boyee is a perfectly good word, IMHO........


:loveya:
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:16 AM
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9. What am I going to do with you?
You keep this up, and I will have had to cite every one of DU's posting rules on one of your threads or another by the time the sun comes up on Friday!

"Do not post messages that advocate harm or death to anyone, threaten the livelihood of anyone, or otherwise harass anyone."

Now I am from a red state an' all, but I'm not too slow to understand that your original post in this thread advocated harm to someone named Khaska.

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Again.
















:rofl:
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:23 AM
Response to Reply #9
13. Do I have to post this thread:
Shari has allowed her status as moderator to go to her head! We must stage an intervention! Now!


tsk, tsk, tsk :)

Khash.
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:26 AM
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15. Now you've done it!
Nope, not going to take action on you.

I'm going to do this instead, since you just said something really mean to me...

:cry:
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:28 AM
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17. No I didn't!
I was just teasing :)

Khash.
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:33 AM
Response to Reply #17
19. I just sent my resignation letter to Skinner.
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:42 AM
Response to Reply #19
23. And now I have to send a letter to him
telling him to ignore your letter to him!

You do make me work, girl!


Khash.
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southlandshari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:55 AM
Response to Reply #23
25. Well, if he won't listen to me
I'll just have to ban myself.

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giant_robot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:21 AM
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12. Hmmm....
Well, looking through my smilie collection, I can't find any slaps.

I can spank you....

I can give you a bonk on the head...

I can give you a wedgie...

...or even drink you under the table...

...but I can't slap you. Sorry!
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:26 AM
Response to Reply #12
16. man you're harsh
:bounce:
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:29 AM
Response to Reply #12
18. Actually most of that
sounds like fun :evilgrin:


Khash.
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giant_robot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:35 AM
Response to Reply #18
20. Yeah! Those drinky smilies seem to be having fun! n/t
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AussieDave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:35 AM
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21. Is that a bitch-slap or an ordinary one ??
And do you want fries with that ???
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:40 AM
Response to Reply #21
22. I'll leave that up to you...
I'll skip the fries but take a chocolate milk shake.

Khash.
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 12:43 AM
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24. khash i thnk you enjoy being slapped so i shall slap you some more
you bad bad man!

:spank: :spank:
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 01:17 AM
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26. Do they like Oysters,,,,,
Or Clams....
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 03:58 AM
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27. Anything to save you from turning Welsh
:scared:
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