"Did you kill my sea monkeys, Progmom?"

[Zuni]

:o

[Blue-Jay]

1. You have Sea Men?

[Zuni]

2. I do live in the same town as the US Naval Academy

it is hard not to run into sea men, even if you want to avoid it

[dolo amber]

3. Wear a raincoat

:hi:

[Zuni]

4. "don't forget your rubbers"

becomes a sordid double-entendre here.

:hi:

[Misunderestimator]

5. You brought sea monkeys with you to DC?

:shrug:

[Zuni]

7. I take them everywhere

they are my security blanket :D

[progmom]

6. Yes. They were freaking me out.

I'm sorry. They wouldn't keep their clothes on.

[Zuni]

8. So i guess nudity is a capital crime

:grr:

[progmom]

9. They were talking to me.

Truth be told, they wanted me to kill you. But I couldn't do that Zuni. No...I couldn't do that. I had to kill them. I am sure you understand.

[Zuni]

10. I was wrong to have doubted you

:grouphug: Thank you for saving my life. I know how persistent and evil they can be

[LynneSin]

11. Are you saying you're anti-seamonkeyite

for shame!!

[progmom]

13. Zuni had some fucked up sea monkeys.

what can i tell you?

[Zuni]

14. They were a little weird

one of them was always watching me intently while I dressed. Then there was the "seahorse" incident :o

:hi:

[El Fuego]

12. The dingo ate your sea monkeys

[Zuni]

15. nooooooooooooooooooo

:cry:

I should have never sent them to western australia

[LaraMN]

16. Progmom makes Sea Monkeys cry.

You're a sick, sick woman.

[Zuni]

17. excellent photoshop

:thumbsup:

[progmom]

18. I didn't make them cry.

I killed them.

:D

[LaraMN]

22. Yeah, but I bet they cried BEFORE you killed them.

Tell me you didn't make the babies watch!
:cry: :cry: :cry:

[Misunderestimator]

23. I bet they sounded like lobsters being boiled.

:cry:

Damn that evil progmom. :cry:

[progmom]

28. don't even try that one

I may have killed them, but you ate them!

[Misunderestimator]

30. At least I made some good come from your evil.

[progmom]

31. always altruistic, aren't you?

:eyes:

[Misunderestimator]

32. I try to be modest about that.... but I appreciate you recognizing it.

:eyes:

[progmom]

33. ah yes, modesty....

One of your more robust personality traits. :eyes:

[Misunderestimator]

34. Oh come on! Can't you think out of the box for once?

:eyes:

[progmom]

35. i try hard to be opportunistic

but there is a delta there that i cannot bridge. :shrug:

[Misunderestimator]

36. That's because you don't see the big picture...

this is a freaking paradigm shift, I tell you. :shrug:

[progmom]

40. Listen, pal, if you're unable to take this to the next level...

with measurable and quantifiable results, then I will have to look elsewhere to leverage my synergies. :eyes:

[Misunderestimator]

41. At the end of the day....

we're all just cogs in the wheel... now let's be proactive about coming to a meeting of the minds. :eyes:

[Zuni]

42. I think I hear the Fifth Dimension playing "Aquarius" in the background

:o

[progmom]

43. You don't appear to be very results driven. The net net is that if you

can't commit to growing this business, I might have to repurpose you. :)

[Misunderestimator]

44. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

[Zuni]

25. It was horrible.

she told them what she was going to do, and let them stew in their own sea-monkey juices

:cry:

[progmom]

26. ahem

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4073928&mesg_id=4073994

[Zuni]

29. sorry. I was spreading rumors again

I can't help myself. I need to take the attention off my own cruel oppression of butterflies

:grouphug:

[progmom]

27. those weren't babies

they were evil midget sea monkeys plotting Zuni's painful demise.

[jackelope72]

19. I don't know if I like progmom anymore now...

I remember when my mom killed my sea monkeys...she claimed it was an accident...she says she ACCIDENTALLY knocked over their bowl, spilling them to the carpet and forcing her to vacuum them up...but she always hated them...she never liked my sea monkeys...

[Zuni]

20. that is always how it happens

cold blooded murder disguised as an accident

[sniffa]

21. it was me

i snorted them

[Zuni]

24. I should have known better than to leave them next to my crank

:(

[seemunkee]

37. MOM?? DAD?? SIS??

Why do you hate us so?

[Misunderestimator]

38. Opportunities like this just don't come along every day! LOL

:rofl:

[Zuni]

39. that was too damn good

:spray:

[merh]

45. Actually Zuni, they grew up and it was time for them to fulfill their

mission in life! Are you ready to face the reality of what has become of your beloved "seamonkeys"?



Now stiff upper lip and all of that.....

























:hug: Sorry :cry: :hug: They were excellent tasting! ;-) :loveya:

http://www.staff.ncl.ac.uk/andrew.harbottle/seamonk.htm