Evil Incarnate is:

[jane_pippin]

When an industry, let's say the gum industry, feels the need to rebrand itself for a new market. Oooh, the dental health market! Let's make gum medicinal, make it look like little white smiley pills and package it like birth control! Out with the long sticks of gum of yesteryear! The future is here now.

Then I see an ad for the "healthy" gum introducing a new, better version of itself as--TADA! Jazzhands!--WHAT IT WAS IN THE FIRST PLACE!


Fucking marketing is gonna give me a stroke.

[Initech]

1. To quote Bill Hicks:

"By the way, if anyone is in marketing or advertising, could you do me a favor and kill yourself? This is not a joke. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Now back to the show. No, I'm being serious here. Suck a tail pipe, hang yourself, borrow a gun from an NRA buddy, just rid the world of your evil fucking presence."

[jane_pippin]

2. The man's an inspiration.