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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 08:48 PM
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the dorcus collection


Whats the well-dressed professional assassin wearing nowadays? Clothes that reflect his own essential traits of cruelty and ugliness, his abberant values and black dead heart - thats what! You might not be a hired killer, but with the Dorcus line of Jackal Jackets you can stride onto the tarmac with a look that says: Women fall at my feet. Granted, they are usually bleeding heavily from the exit wound, but that's your style, tiger..

Note: price does not include sociopathic world view, Swiss bank account or significant dermatological scars whose humiliating disfigurement no doubt prompted your choice of career. Not available in British Caledonia at the moment, where they are still rather touchy over that matter with the visiting diplomat.

http://www.lileks.com/institute/dorcus/index.html



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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 08:49 PM
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1. i like that one but i also like this one
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 08:51 PM
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2. "the place that made turkey famous"
GUFFAW!

although jim lileks (from what i understand) is a conservitard, his little collections are very funny.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 08:54 PM
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3. he's on the "Hugh Hewitt" show from time to time and Hewitt is a pig
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