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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 06:57 PM
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My cell phone is killing me
If it tells me one more time to be safe and be courteous I'm gonna start slapping random strangers!

Khash.
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tainowarrior Donating Member (425 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 06:58 PM
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1. hahah
phones say "be safe and courteous" these days?

I'm really behind.
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 07:12 PM
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3. Mine does
If they ever update it and it says "no heavy breathing" the little bastard is going straight into the trash can.

I don't need this kind of pressure - Cingular is NOT my mother, damn it.



Khash.
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evlbstrd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 06:59 PM
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2. Gonna do a happy slap?
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 07:18 PM
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4. my cell phone glows and pulsates
but it doesn't tell me to be safe and be courteous what kind of flipping phone does that - the next thing you'll have will be a plasma TV screen built into every room with two way viewing encouraging you to be safe and be courteous ... Brave New What
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djeseru Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 07:38 PM
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5.  My Cingular tells me so too.
I keep waiting for it to ask if I've brushed my teeth and changed my undies...
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 08:16 PM
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6. Mine tells me to be less self-critical and more optimistic. n/t
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 09:07 PM
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7. so you got one of those New Age cell phones?
I tried that but mine kept telling me I was gonna be a cockroach in my next life.

Even if I am coming back as a cockroach I don't need to be reminded every time I pick up the phone.

Maybe I should switch to the Baptist cell network - all they ever say is Jeebus Loves You. Which is kinda nice.


Khash.
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 09:34 PM
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8. Is your phone possessed?
:scared:
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 10:14 PM
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9. Gee, mine says "Fuck Bush" every time it powers up...
I LIKE my phone!
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 11:25 PM
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10. Your cell phone gives you orders?
Wow
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Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 11:33 PM
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11. Mine doesn't do that. I guess Cingular doesn't care about me.
:cry:
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 01:14 AM
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12. it's just given up on you
at least the "courteous" part.
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 01:47 AM
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13. My cell phone does the same thing, my dear Khash.......
The only thing that bothers me is that it wastes my time.......


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Bassic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 07:00 AM
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14. Your cell phone is telling you what? nt
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