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Fox Mulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 06:47 PM
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I had to jack off today.


My car got a flat about 15 miles from the nearest town, so I had to jack up the car to put on the spare.

Damn flats.

:D ;)
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 06:48 PM
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1. Did you spank the monkey?
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Fox Mulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 06:48 PM
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2. No...
just jacked it.

The car, that is.
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Dave Reynolds Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 07:30 PM
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3. 5....4....3....2....
:hi:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 07:30 PM
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4. 1...
:hide:
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Fox Mulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 07:31 PM
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5. Hey now...
this isn't a sex thread.

I had a legitimate car problem today!
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tainowarrior Donating Member (425 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 07:34 PM
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6. LOL t hat's good!
hahahah
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Scooter24 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 07:35 PM
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7. ...
:popcorn:
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Moderator DU Moderator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 07:54 PM
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8. I'm locking this thread
sex thread
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