Abe Lincoln

[Zuni]

[underpants]

1. She's got legs....she knows how to use them.....

[Zuni]

2. no love for honest abe?

[XNASA]

3. Is this some kind of set-up?

Let's see.....yes. It must be.

I don't feel good about answering in the affirmative, and I live in the 'Land of Lincoln'.

[Zuni]

19. of course it is

everything I do is part of a larger conspiracy

[XNASA]

23. Why have you taken so long to respond, in that case?

No way. Unless.....????????????

[Zuni]

24. I was busy plotting

[XNASA]

25. And yet, so quick to reply at this time???????????????

I don't believe you.

[Zuni]

26. you are going to make my head explode

how can I plot evil with all of these questions?

[XNASA]

27. I'll bug out.

Good Luck

[progmom]

4. a republican i would vote for

[dolo amber]

5. He had a beard

[Beware the Beast Man]

7. Who, Mary Todd?

[Zuni]

21. So does Castro

are you thinking what I am thinking?

[Beware the Beast Man]

6. Fazist Repukelican like all the rest of themm!!!1!!!1

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[Richardo]

9. terrya's been reading "People's History of the United States" again

People magazine, that is.

'Big ol mo.'

[kick-ass-bob]

11. Walt Whitman was gay? Next you'll tell me Liberace was as well.

[Richardo]

12. The preferred term is 'flamboyant'

Or so all my big ol' mo friends tell me.

[asthmaticeog]

14. I'm probably going to regret this, but

"power bottom?"

[Richardo]

15. I *will* regret it, that's why I didn't ask.

I'm thinking an equation involving force and maybe distance.

[asthmaticeog]

16. And accuracy.

At least, one would hope so.

[kick-ass-bob]

17. Definition; power bottom:

power bottom - (US) enthusiastic gay recipient of anal intercourse (active participant with muscle control); or a non-effeminate, even butch, recipient of anal sex

http://www.answers.com/topic/list-of-sexual-slurs


Aren't you glad you asked?

[Zuni]

18. ...

If I had a metal for tastelessness, it would go to you this day

[asthmaticeog]

22. Why thank you, my esteemed colleague.

[El Fuego]

10. After the last election . . .

I decided it might have been better if the South had seceded. (I'm from Florida so don't flame me.)

[swag]

13. caught syphyllis from a prostitute and passed it onto his darling

bride, who went batty during her tertiary struggle with her unknown but nefarious infection.

[Fox Mulder]

20. Was a good ol' man.

He jumped out the window with his...oh nevermind.