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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 07:36 AM
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Man 'Dines And Dashes' But Leaves Feces-Covered Napkin On His Chair
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WEEHAWKEN - The search is over for a man who made a big stink in a local restaurant.

John Muia, 30, of Jersey City, was sentenced to 90 days in jail for walking out without paying after ordering several expensive meals at high-class restaurants in Weehawken.

But he reportedly won't do any additional jail time for crime No. 2: Leaving feces wrapped in a napkin on his seat.

"He left some matter which was foul smelling. We didn't have it analyzed - it could have been from a dog or from him," Weehawken Public Safety Director Jeff Welz said of the Aug. 31 incident inside Ruth's Chris Steak House.

No matter where it came from, Welz said, it was "pretty nasty" for the unfortunate waiter who not only made that unpleasant discovery but also got stiffed on the check for Muia's order of two bottles of Dom Perignon champagne - priced at $200 a bottle - and fresh strawberries.

Muia reportedly told the waiter that the champagne and strawberries were for a special occasion, but after sampling the strawberries declared they weren't up to his standards and sent them back. When the waiter returned, Muia was gone, and only the stinky surprise remained.

Muia - who police said weighs more than 300 pounds - wasn't able to make a quick escape from Houlihan's in Weehawken two weeks later. He tried to leave without paying for a meal at that restaurant on Sept. 15, but was caught.

Six days later, he pleaded guilty to two counts of theft for the Aug. 31 and Sept. 15 "dine and dash" incidents, but Ruth's Chris Steak House didn't want to press charges against him related to the nose-pinching surprise, Welz said.

He was sentenced to 90 days in the Hudson County jail in Kearny and a $1,700 fine, Welz said.

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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 07:41 AM
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1. The filthy bastid should have been (insert non-PC punishment here).
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 07:42 AM
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2. crime number 2
:rofl:
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 08:56 AM
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3. "We didn't have it analyzed"
:rofl:
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 08:59 AM
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4. Ruth's Chris?
OK, I forgive him.
Ruth's a fucking Bush Pioneer.
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