Too Much Sax and Violins on old DU!

[Hubert Flottz]

Look at the top of this page at the dirty pictures!(porno +) First there's someone about to beat a sore Di?k! Then there is a picture of a puckerd up a$$hole! It reminds me of the constant porking this nation has taken since the last selection! Electile disfunction is on everyone's mind too, so we come here to forget reality for a while!

[Touchdown]

1. At least we're not talking about...

Endangered feces.

[Hubert Flottz]

2. I wish Bushit was on that list!

The feces list that is!

[Dr Fate]

3. Not enough King for my tastes...

Any Elvis sightings lately, Mr. Flottz???

[Hubert Flottz]

4. The only King I've seen is our Royal American Arse........

Mister Bush! Well poopie, I KKKant seem to think of nothin' but Bush! I wish we still had SAX in the White House!

BTW, I think Elvis is hiding out in a cave on Bora Bora and I think he will release a tape soon! He could turn Baghdad into A-rock & Roll!