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TheDebbieDee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-05 11:02 PM
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Then Noah built the Ark. But first he gathered his children.......
Ham.....and Pork chop......and Brocoli......and lead them on to the Ark!

Excerpt from Mike Malloy's rant against taking the Bible literally. I almost fell out of my chair, I was laughing so hard! :rofl:
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BrewerJohn Donating Member (499 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-05 11:31 PM
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1. That was a good one! He is one seriously funny guy
The favorite moment I remember was right after Rush came out as a pillhead, when Mike did the despondent dittohead. I totally fell out.
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 12:08 AM
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2. That is very funny....
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-05 12:11 AM
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3. Bwahahahaha
Yes, have to love those fundies who take the Bible literally--except for the parts that they want to ignore because they ask them to help the poor and not wear gold jewelry or wear clothes of two kinds of fabric, etc., etc. Good old cafeteria plan fundies!
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