Bush is a dumbass jokes

[alarcojon]

There must be a bunch of these. Please contribute them here.

A friend just told me this one - forgive me if it was posted already:

Bush is informed that three Brazilians were killed in Iraq the other day. The pretzeldent pauses for a moment and asks "How many is a brazillion"?

[alarcojon]

1. What, no Bush is a dumbass jokes?

The pretzeldent was asked what he thought about Roe vs. Wade. He paused for a moment and said "I't doesn't matter to me how they find their way out of New Orleans."

[atomic-fly]

2. GW is sitting on the couch eating pretzels

GW is sitting on the couch eating pretzels when Cheney walks in
and kicks his ass. George wakes up face down on the floor, gets up
and brushes himself off. Cheney walks back into the room and kicks him in the groin. George falls down crying. George finally manages to catch his breath and walks into the kitchen for a drink where Cheney takes a frying pan and smashes him over the head. George falls over backwards bleeding all over the floor. Finally, George gets up,looks at Cheney and says: stop it!
Cheney then walks back to his room and hooks up the jumper cables.

[dean_dem]

3. Three doctors are comparing their accomplishments over a round of golf...

First doctor brags, "I had a guy whose legs were smashed in an accident. I fixed him up, and now he's an olympic sprinter."
Second doctor says, "Well, I had a guy who's arms were severed in an accident. I reattached them, and he went on to be an olympic bodybuilder."
Third doctor says, "Okay, well I had some boozer come in who was riding his horse on the train tracks when a train hit him. All I had left to work with was a cowboy hat and a horse's ass, and that man went on to be President of the United States!"

[KyndCulture]

4. Bush rings up Cheney on the speaker phone, Unka Dick help me...

...with this puzzle, I can't get any of the pieces to fit and there aren't any end pieces. Cheney says, George what's the picture. George says, it's a rooster... oh all right.. so Unka Dick opens the door to the oval office and huffs.. "Jesus christ george put the fucking corn flakes back in the box"

[atomic-fly]

5. hehehe

[Deep13]

6. Dude returning to the US from abroad lost his passport.

At customs he says he can prove he is an American. The guy drops his trousers and has tatoos of Bush and Cheney on his ass, one on each side. The customs official says "I see you are from Penna., I see Bush on the left, Cheney on the right and Santorum in the middle.


on edit: oops, told it wrong.