Wish me luck. I'm going out to steal..

Omphaloskepsis

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Wed Sep-21-05 04:37 AM
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Wish me luck. I'm going out to steal..

...water from my neighbors.

Our maintenance guy broke a pipe today. So we lack running water at my house until thursday. I can deal without a shower or drinking water. But I need to poop.

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ghostsofgiants

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Wed Sep-21-05 04:39 AM
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1. You should take the maintenance guy hostage...

And deprive him of water for two days.

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Omphaloskepsis

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Wed Sep-21-05 05:01 AM
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2. That could work..

Edited on Wed Sep-21-05 05:05 AM by Omphaloskepsis

But, I got a few gallons. I'm OK for now. I just wish I had a picture of me running down the street with milk jugs full of water with my hood up and a bandana covering my face.

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Was that looting or finding? Any clue?
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ghostsofgiants

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Wed Sep-21-05 09:22 AM
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3. Well you are white, so...

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