Put on your thinking caps: A new nickname for Sean Hannity.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

I just refered to him as Cheez-Whiz Boy and realized I don't have a really good descriptive name for the holier than thou repug shill.

What's your best name for him? The winner will start the "Best OXYmoranic name for Rush thread.

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After the thread dies, we'll run a poll to decide the top ten decided on this thread.

[midwest_lurker]

1. shill vanity n/t

[markus]

2. Yawn Innanity?

Brawn Insanity?

[Lefta Dissenter]

3. I call him Shammity, but that's probably a weak one... (eom)

[shamrock]

9. Haaaaa........

Pawn of Insannity.... (pawn of *)

[Homer12]

4. The Loud-Mouth Crybaby That has no respect for Others

[Media_Lies_Daily]

5. Malignant Dwarf.

[eleny]

6. How about a limmerick...

since I can't think of a new nickname but want to contribute. Maybe provide a smidge of inspiration. Here goes:

There once was guy name Sean
Who was a Repubnican spawn
He'd yammer and spit
But he's such a sh*t
All he does is make me yawn

[CatWoman]

7. Flim-Flam Flannity

[everythingsxen]

8. How about..

Traitor to America #438175 ?

[HFishbine]

10. Butters

;)

[XNASA]

11. Pawn Humanity?

Wrong Handily?

Thong Humidity?

[StClone]

12. Sham Handjobby

I hope I didn't steal this from BartCop.

[LynneSin]

13. asshole

:shrug:

keep it simple!!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

19. LOL.... Maybe something that can be used in mixed company?

[maddezmom]

14. Sean "Insanity" Hannity

or just plain ole Bean Head

[kmla]

15. I was thinking of calling him "Scum-eating, peaheaded, mouth breathing,

booger eating moronic trogladyte with no clue as to what goes on in the real world outside his white-bread Republican neighborhood" Man.

But that one doesn't really roll off the tongue, does it?

I'll settle for "The Dumbass with Plastic Hair".

[commander bunnypants]

16. Total Insannity.

DDQM

[felonious thunk]

17. Lil' Sean

Awww, isn't that cute. Lil' Sean is making an argument, aw that's so funny that he thinks he's an adult and everything.

Yeah, Lil' Sean made a poopy!

[DancingBear]

18. My pet name for him

is Dickheaded Baboon, but I usually don't let anyone know.

Oops.

[Fenris]

20. Sheer Vanity

About sums it up, doesn't it?

[Jack The Tab]

21. Dick

I'm also partial to turd, but it's too close to Karl "Turd Blossom" Rove

[smirkymonkey]

22. F**ktard?

Or is that one of W's nicknames??

How about SDiddy? I think he would enjoy the comparison to PDiddy, don't you?