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hatredisnotavalue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 06:29 PM
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How do you reward yourself ?
For doing something you don't want to do; or don't enjoy doing, but have to do; or have to do and it just plain bums you out.

I visit my RW elderly mother at the nursing home, sometimes once, sometimes twice a week. It is a two-hour roundtrip. Obviously it is depressing and sad. The only thing that keeps me going sometimes is the fact that I get a medium Dunkin' Donuts coffee for the ride home.

Ahh...Life's simple pleasures.
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 06:30 PM
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1. hand jive.
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 06:37 PM
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2. autofellatio
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 06:37 PM
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3. Truly, this man is the Son of God!
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 06:38 PM
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5. This is HUGH!!!1!!1!!
Woo-hoo!
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 08:39 PM
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18. Either that or he's a hunchback. (nt)
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 06:44 PM
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11. I think about sundog performing autofellatio in my presence.
But what happens then is making my palms very hairy.
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hatredisnotavalue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 06:45 PM
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13. Is that the flavor-of-the-month at Dunkin' Donuts?
I'm sorry I usually don't pay attention to the flavored blends.
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 06:46 PM
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15. with sprinkles
eewww
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 06:45 PM
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14. Do you have any pics of those?
:evilgrin:
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 07:28 PM
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16. Indeed!!!!11!!!!
GIVE THE MAN A LOLLIPOP!
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 07:33 PM
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17. I don't understand, you do something to a car?
:evilgrin:
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 06:37 PM
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4. i look up pictures on the internets. certain types of pictures. then i
do things. then i clean up.
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 06:40 PM
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7. Well,I was gonna say something about masturbation but...
You phrased it far better than I could so...
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 06:41 PM
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8. who's talking about masturbation?
:shrug:
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 06:44 PM
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12. Me.
:)
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 06:39 PM
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6. Whiskey. Scotch.
Works every time.
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trackfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 06:42 PM
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9. With drinks.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 06:43 PM
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10. I don't
If i'm going to do something unpleasant, I might as well be thorough.
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-05 08:48 PM
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19. I shoot elephant tranquilizer into my goddamned eyeballs.
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