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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 10:58 AM
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The Loadbearing Jello of all CAPTIONS!!!
Edited on Thu Nov-13-03 11:56 AM by skip fox


W. is "thinking": "Damn right. Takes a hard-ass conservative President to stay the course, even amid all the attacks. But I'm one tough cookie, you bet. We ain't leaving Iraq until they're ready to maintain their own security and govern themselves. Not one second sooner! . . . Heck, I figure it'll take a week to make badges for everyone in Iraq and hand them out and deputize every last one of them. But we're going to see it out, you bet! Even if it takes a week-and-a-half."
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 11:04 AM
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1. w* sez: "Of course, I'm disappointed that Skinner locked....
...all the sex threads. But at least now I've got all my afternoons open. Next question."
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 11:09 AM
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4. Well, we get a picture without fingers in and you get
CREATIVE!

:toast:
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Drifter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 11:06 AM
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2. No ... as a matter of fact ...
I don't care what you think. Next Question.

Cheers
Drifter
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JM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 11:09 AM
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3. But I wanted my sammiches WITHOUT the crust...
n/t
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 11:49 AM
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5. "Who the f***'s George Wash'ton?"
"Ah'm the only 'George W.' around these parts!"
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maxanne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 12:16 PM
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6. "Whaddaya mean
I can't blow up another country?"
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wysimdnwyg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 12:40 PM
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7. Karl! (sob)
The media's talkin' bad about me again! Make 'em stop!
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 02:21 PM
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8. W reacts: Nope ... standing in front of the picture doesn't do a thing ...
Edited on Thu Nov-13-03 02:30 PM by cosmicdot
... what, is it suppose to make me feel more general-like? a better, stronger leader than the Great Warrior Boy-King I already am?? ... nope, nada ... don't feel a thing ... let's try the Nixon picture again ...
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Flaming Meaux Donating Member (65 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 02:25 PM
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9. After nine martinis...
...pResident Bush*t pouts over the lack of progress on confirming his right-wing judges in the Senate, threatens to take his ball and go home.
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 02:26 PM
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10. the new 'Inspire the Youth' program rolls out to schools
WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS, CHEAT

PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT - LIE OFTEN

CONNECTIONS - WHAT GOOD ARE THEY IF YOU DON'T USE THEM?

IF I CAN DO IT - WELL, IT HELPS TO COME FROM A WEALTHY FAMILY LACKING SCRUPLES
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-13-03 02:29 PM
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11. W. is "sprechin'": "Did I ever tell y'all my Karla Faye Tucker story?"
Edited on Thu Nov-13-03 02:30 PM by Fenris


"I swear, no lie, she made a face like this and said 'Please don't kill me.' I 'bout fell outta my baby calf skin chair laughin'! What a wuss! 'Please don't kill me.' Geez, lady why doncha take it like a MAN! Then I got the boys to tell her she got a reprieve! Can you believe it! She must've shit when she heard that! Then I ran in and yelled 'PSYCH!' and laughed in her face! And they let ME administer the injection! Doctor W! Imagine!

I'm sorry, what was the question about? Oh, yeah. Anyway, my administration is committed to human rights."
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