PHOTO: BUSH......well, I'm not sure what the hell he is doing.

[Bluebear]

[dhinojosa]

1. Describing the amount of shit he is in. nt

[Pacifist Patriot]

6. Great minds!

[existentialist]

37. Guess it's about

mouth deep.

[spuddonna]

2. He's explaining how big that crap was that he took at the UN... n/t

[Bouncy Ball]

3. "Can someone put a bald head right here?"

"It's better than Viagra for me."

[Minstrel Boy]

9. thanks, that cracked me up! n/t

[Pacifist Patriot]

4. Showing us the level of shit he's into?

[malta blue]

5. down boy

Get down...Do NOT try to board Air Force One in your feeble attempt to escape the rising flood waters...DOWN

[SoCalDem]

7. He's makin' the pie higher

:)

[Bluebear]

10. BURRRRRP! Nex quesshun BELLLLLLCH.......

[malta blue]

16. MMMMM Yummy

[mark11727]

32. "Pull mah fanger...!"

[NoSheep]

29. ROFLMAO

:rofl:

[Stephanie]

8. That's how high the water was while he was eating cake.

[CrispyQ]

15. Ohhh!

I would be :rofl: if that were not so tragically :cry: :cry: :cry:

[Botany]

11. that is the "air dog"

sometimes when he is speaking he pats an invisible AIR DOG with
his right hand.

some people call it a tic ..... i just think he is nuts.

[RevCheesehead]

36. I think it's really there

He is, after all, the spawn of Satan. :evilgrin:

[rzemanfl]

12. Half-hearted Nazi salute. n/t

[Career Prole]

13. "The water was still this deep an' full o' gators

when I waded in and rescued a mess o' babies and personally restored order in New Orleans.
Reminded me o' my Vietnam service..."

[Bluebear]

20. A mess o'babies! A whole messa them!

All Christian babies too, that's raht! Baptahzed them in the water 'fore ah brought em ashore.

:rofl:

[IndyOp]

14. OMG - His AIR DOG is back --

I have NO idea where the thread might be, but there is a long DU thread from months back in which we discussed Bush's Air Dog. He looks like he is petting a large, invisible dog -- kind of like playing air guitar.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

The pic of him looks real - but it does look like it has been photoshopped onto the background.

[leftofthedial]

17. "He was cute and just as dark as a Hershey Bar and...

"...bald as an elf and I just HAD to rub the top of his head just like this!"

[MojoXN]

18. He's playing with an invisible yo-yo...

Isn't it obvious?

MojoX

[Cleita]

19. I had a science teacher who used to ask us

how high a billion dollars in dollar bills would be. He used to stand just like that.

He was also a few dollars short of a rational brain himself.

[CrispyQ]

21. "Hugo Chavez is only this tall. Trust me,

I can kick his *!#@! ass!"

[Fridays Child]

22. He's levitating that chandelier, which is, quite possibly...

...the most useful thing he's ever done in his entire life.

[Bluebear]

24. LMAO!!!! Now may I have a volunteer from the audience!!

[Ioo]

23. "You must be this tall to re-enter New Orleans"

[Bluebear]

27. Another winning caption.

You guys are too good!

[smoogatz]

25. Laura's about this tall, an' if her head was flat

you could set your beer on it.

[Binka]

26. Who The Fuck Knows With This Yutz?

When I was a poor black child this big......OH wait I am not BLACK....Yuck Yuck Yuck....WhatAFucker!

[killbotfactory]

28. he's trying to make the pie higher

[onenote]

30. proving that he doesn't have the DT's (today)

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

31. He is pretending that his dear bald-headed friend, Jeff Gannon is there.

[jean]

33. "I'm gonna make the pie higher, about this high."

[Sequoia]

34. I'm a litte teapot short and stout, here is my handle, here is my spout.

Yes, that's it, a spout!

[librechik]

35. few people realize Shrub is a virtuoso theremin player

in fact, if you hear an alien, creepy, sci-fi noise coming from Shrub's direction, that could be Shrub practicing on his instrument.

Or it could be just the natural sound effects that happen in your head on hearing Shrub speak. I know that happens to me a lot...

[LaraMN]

38. Looks like he's trying to levitate something, one-handedly.

Or rubbing the head of his imaginary friend, MiniGod (you know, the one who gives him all that great advice.)