Lack of pirates caused global warming.

[trof]

"You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature."
http://www.venganza.org/

One of the Pastafarian Tenets.
-Brother Bucatini

May the Sauce be with you.

[Richardo]

1. I love that.

:rofl:

[crispini]

2. Ramen!

Arrrrrrrrrrr!

[crispini]

3. Ramen!

Arrrrrrrrrrr!

[trof]

4. Double "Arrrrrrr".

;-)

[El Fuego]

5. Ramen, brother!

[trof]

6. I also believe that pirates were celibate.

Ever since they disappeared, the world's population has MUSHROOMED.

[LSK]

7. well its true

Think about all their sailing ships with sails cooling off the oceans. I mean its obvious!!! :crazy: :silly:

[skygazer]

8. It's a damn shame

I've been having a lot of trouble with one knee lately and have come to the conclusion that I ought to just have the leg amputated, get a peg and become a pirate. So I'm doing my part for global warming.

[trof]

10. You are a true altruist.

A greatful nation thanks you.
Can we call you "Peg"?
;-)

[skygazer]

11. Please do

And call my peg "Woody."

[trof]

12. Locking

No sex threads.
;-)

[enigami]

9. Well, Blow me down!!