i dream of rick santorum

[sniffa]

i miss being on DU during the day. :(
as such, i didn't get to share this with you first thing this morning:

no shit! i aLmost never remember dreams, but LateLy they've been so fucked up and i've been remembering them.

Last night, ricky made an appearance in my dream. aside from a major traffic accident he caused, he aLso gave the foLLowing speech:



"thame thex coupLeth want to teach our kidth abouth thex in thkooL, incLuding thuccch actth ath thit play, ffffithting, and beathtiality. it's thickening."

yeah, he had an exaggerated Lisp. i Like him better with it. :rofl:

aLso, pennsyLvania was an isLand.

[bicentennial_baby]

1. i'm still laughing...

:rofl:

it sounds much better out loud though... :rofl:

[sniffa]

2. yeah it does

rick thantorum.

:loveya:

[TroubleMan]

3. So, he sounded like Biggus Dickus in "Life of Brian" ??

nt.

[sniffa]

6. i guess

never seen it. :shrug:

[ghostsofgiants]

4. Normally I'm a fan of nightmares...

But not even I could handle dreams that bad.

[sniffa]

5. but it was funny

i wasn't scared.. maybe disturbed, but i woke up Laughing my ass off. :rofl:

[ghostsofgiants]

9. Hahaha, if Santorum ever showed up in my dreams...

I would be scared no matter what the context.

[sniffa]

16. but he's kinda sexy

in a shy, homophobic way.

[graywarrior]

7. First of all, his name sounds like a perverted sexual body part

hidden inside a deep bodily cavity somewhere...

Second....he always looks like he's constipated.

Third...did you wake up with dry heaves?

[I Have A Dream]

21. Google 'Santorum' and click on "I'm feeling lucky".

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

23. O man, that's great

spreading santorum

[BikeWriter]

8. What is it with him and sex with consenting dogs?

[sniffa]

10. man on dog thex

it'th aLL fa rage.

faf'th why we need a conthtituthionaL amendment.

[BikeWriter]

11. LOL! Otay, if you thay tho!

[RevolutionaryActs]

12. Only you

could have such a 'thickening' dream like that. :P


:rofl:

[sniffa]

14. it's cute isn't it

:blush:

mwah! it's nice to see you rev. :loveya:

[RevolutionaryActs]

18. Adorable.

;)


It's nice to see you too! :loveya:

[Redstone]

13. Kee-rist! No more pepperoni pizza with pickled mackerel

for YOU just before bedtime!

Redstone

[sniffa]

15. ha!

someone eLse said that to me in response. (instead of pickeL mackeraL, it was pineappLe and anchovies)

i took it as code for no more mary j before bed. :P

tonight, i hope i dream of tom deLay. though, if i dream of daLe dribbLe, i'LL take it as the same.

[Redstone]

19. You HOPE you dream of DeLay? No more huffing insecticide before bed,

do you understand, young man?

Redstone

[Scooter24]

17. LOLOL!!

had me at ffffiththing. :D

[sniffa]

20. ..

:rofl:

oh god, i'm stiLL Laughing over this dream. i hope tonight's even better. :bounce:

[LynzM]

22. LMAO over here...

Dude, you've got weird shit going on in your head! :rofl:

[ronnykmarshall]

24. That's ironic ...

I have dreams of YOU!

:loveya:

[NuttyFluffers]

25. god's giving you revelations that he's a flaming closet queen

be proud, we don't all get to be prophets. :+

i'm sure soon enough he'll come out and then explore his pretty apparent desires. i'm thinking something about doing a "richard gere" and "that poor bichon frise"...