Level three haiku. Post yours!

[Fridays Child]

Katrina blew in
No avatars, no siglines
Loathsome level three

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

1. Why don't you just go

fuck yourself, Mr. Cheney?
He hears it often.

[henslee]

4. I heard Cafferty say that to Wolf %

[KamaAina]

2. Okey-doke.

DU overwhelmed
Just when we really need to
Search for all this stuff

Just when I'd switched to
A Saints avatar, it's all
rendered plumb useless

[henslee]

3. Here goes...

DU traffic spike
My post function disabled
No reason to live

[DS1]

5. here's a few

I call this one, Ode to people with nothing to say

OMG Oh God
OMG OMG No
OMG Oh God

I call this one, FEMA

Planning ahead, done
Search capability, none
Terrorists have won

This is a little ditty I call shut the fuck up

FASCISM POLICE
FASCISM NAZIS AND GREED
OMG FASCISTS

For Dick Cheney

Thumpy thumpy thump
Heartless fuck in the water
Pacemaker fizzled

[Fridays Child]

10. OMG!

:rofl:

[miss_kitty]

6. 2 haikus

Here's a little one for GD:

QUICK! ON CNN!
DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE JUST SAID?
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

For the Lounge:

Oh no! Level 3
GD has broken DU
'My Posts' have vanished

[sakabatou]

7. Mine:

I see the blue 'x'
It doth make me very sad
There are no icons

Crap! Why can't I see
The posts I have made for here
Need to see replies

Keyboard is not found
Press F1 to continue
To damn cold to type

[sasquatch]

8. Here's mine

Bush's disaster
DU goes apeshit, funtions down
Internet Porn instead

[no name no slogan]

9. I can 'ku. Can you?

GD overload
Katrina this, W that
Lounge is no refuge

[SOteric]

11. Count me in:

Yes Barbara Bush
Has a heart. She keeps it in
That bag of nickels,

Right along with all
The rest of the candy and
cherished mementos,

She has stolen from
children, widows, the homeless,
migrants and orphans.

[hippiechick]

12. .

So many posters
Some long forgotten
How I miss 'Ignore' ...

[Ksec]

13. OK

Hi Mom!

Im OK .

Dont send me more money unless you feel guilty about me being dead broke.

[no name no slogan]

14. 'nother

hiding in the Lounge
no shelter for the weary
progmom threads abound

[Fridays Child]

15. And riffing on your progmom haiku...

Spinning, weaving words
She's a one-woman forum
Lost in progmom threads

[progmom]

20. i'm sorry

:cry:

[Fridays Child]

21. Aw, progmom, don't cry. It's a compliment. You are a...

...prolific poster of beautiful threads.

[billyskank]

35. Progmom!!!

Hello! :hi:

I don't know why I posted this. Without "My Posts" you'll never see it. :cry:

[progmom]

36. hey pal

:hug:

[billyskank]

40. Hey!

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[progmom]

19. i'm sorry

:cry:

[no name no slogan]

26. oh, pshaw!

I didn't mean it that way! I like your threads! :hug:

[WildEyedLiberal]

16. A Level 3 Lament

Ignore list broken
Now I see all the assholes
Shut up already

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

33. I had an image of Haley Joel Osment saying

"I see assholes!"

[Left Is Write]

17. "My Posts" forsaken

Admins took pity on us
"My Posts" has returned.

[SocratesInSpirit]

18. Here you go...

It's been so long since
I have seen my avatar
What does it look like?

[Rabrrrrrr]

22. Hmmm....

click click click click click
my posts is under Tarnhelm
how will i respond?

[EstimatedProphet]

23. OK

Katrina exposed
The evil that is Dubya
America wakes.

[Crewleader]

24. Hi Pal!

Ophelia is at my back door
I finally arrived here
Crewleader is back online! :hi:

[Fridays Child]

25. Woo hoo! Hey, Crew!

I love seeing you pop up here!

:hug:

[Terran]

37. OMG, where have you been??

This is the former dirk, I changed my DU name. How the heck are you?

[BigMcLargehuge]

27. mine

clicking on my posts
message from admin, oh no
DU level three

[WeRQ4U]

28. Here you go. It's entitled "21 Post Hijack"

Dems blaming bush co.
Freeper trolls came out in droves
And stole my sig line

[trackfan]

29. My Posts

Where the hell are my
recent, goddamn, fucking posts?
I can't live like this!

[anarch]

30. ...

Level 3 again?!?
What the hell is going on?
I hate Level 3.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

31. Matcom's ass no more

Horny hippos forsaken
DU not much fun.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

32. Here we go!

Freepers huff and puff
Mucking in mud not their own
Tombstones all around

[billyskank]

34. Okay

We are at level three.
Features are restricted.
Sorry about that.

[miss_kitty]

38. Another for the revised restrictions

Level 3? who cares?
I can see 'My Posts' again.
No worries here now.

[WildEyedLiberal]

39. Another lament

New Saints avatar
But no one can see it now
Bite me Level 3

[miss_kitty]

41. level three haiku

I post a rare thread
Summer, during level 3
Still, no one replies.

:(