jpgray, misunderstood genius?

[progmom]

Poll question: jpgray, misunderstood genius?

or sardonic ass?

[RandomKoolzip]

1. Where's "rogue notary public on the rampage?"

This is too much to bear! :cry:

[jpgray]

2. I thought it was "Notar Republic" as a kid. (nt)

[RandomKoolzip]

4. That's "The People's Republic of Notar," Piltdown Dude.

[jpgray]

5. I fucked up and called that "Democratic Republic of Notar"

Damn African countries--there are too many! Why are there eight different Guineas? And don't get me started about the phonetic hilarity of Djibouti.

[RandomKoolzip]

8. "I'm-a spank Djibouti!"

And how about Turkey, huh? I mean, is our ally in the middle east smoked or oven roasted, huh?

And airline food: why is it so bad?

Drunk driving: what's up with that?

[jpgray]

12. Women are different from men

Don't ask me how I know.

[RandomKoolzip]

13. Sinbad!

"Hey man! Do that bit about women being different than men!"

On a related note: My coworkers and I currently are making each other laugh at work by taking Yakov Smirnov's famous opening line," In MY country..." and saying terribly offensive or just stupid things in a halting cod-Russian accent. Like:

"In MY country, child molest YOU!"

Or:

"In MY country, start car with lock!"





Some things are hard to explain.

[jpgray]

17. Why don't you tell a story about it

:boring:

:D

[RandomKoolzip]

18. If it told you that I wanted to disembowel you and make you choke on your

own intestines while screaming, "Pauly Shore Touched My Winkie!" in Portuguese, would you hold it against me?

:toast:

[jpgray]

19. If I made up a punk rock toothpaste called "Anar-Crest"

Would you use it?

(and no)

[RandomKoolzip]

20. No. Brushing your teeth is for lightweights.

Plus, I've replaced my teeth with tiny freeze-dried lead-lined packets of olive loaf. Saves on hygeine costs, and tastes delicious!

[RandomKoolzip]

22. BTW, I just invented a new toothapste for fundies:

"Fundamenta-Dent"

[jpgray]

24. Hehe

And on that note, I bid the Lounge "good night."

:hi:

[RandomKoolzip]

26. Good night, sir.

I hope you dream of me. I know *i'll* be dreaming of me.

[progmom]

3. billy joel got the boot

just for you. :)

[progmom]

6. uh oh - sardonic ass and bite me are neck and neck

i don't think they like us, jpgray! :cry:

[RandomKoolzip]

9. Congratulations.

That was the first time this sentence has ever been written in the history of mankind:

sardonic ass and bite me are neck and neck

[progmom]

11. i accomplished something today then

:woohoo:

now i will go to bed. :hi:

[RandomKoolzip]

14. Good night, progmom!

[jpgray]

10. You could have saved space by lumping those two together

:cry:

[sundog]

7. our illegitimate lovechild

[alarcojon]

15. I guess you voted, eh jpgray?

[jpgray]

16. Lies!

To prove it, I'll vote right now:

[alarcojon]

21. I guess you voted, eh jpgray?

[jpgray]

23. Yes

:cry:

[HEyHEY]

25. Drunken healthoholic!