My megacapitalist coworker never bothered to look at his SUV's gas mileage

[Deja Q]

So he's appalled at spending $60 for his last fillup; which'll be closer to $80 next time 'round.

Sad.

They tape that page with the info on the passenger side door before buying. Do people think oil drips from trees like sap?!

For a proud capitalist, the concept of "return on investment" seems to elude him. :-(

[sbj405]

1. Is he taking the bus to work? Looking for a carpool?

If not, tell him to put a lid on the whining.

[Deja Q]

2. I can't. Even despite the gas whinging, he's found other ways to hate

*, phony assistance services like the United Way, and so on.

I pity his auto naivity, but he makes up for it in other ways.

[LynneSin]

3. I think the small penis limits logical thinking in car buying

Oooh, my penis is really small so I better buy the biggest fucking vehicle out there.

:eyes:

[BlueJazz]

4. That's why I drive a Roller-Skate.. (you knew that was coming) :)

[ahem]

6. Bwahahahaha!

Good one :rofl:

[BiggJawn]

7. Yeah, I LOVE my Messerschmitt!

:evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

5. When I was car shopping back when gas was relatively cheap...

...I looked at mileage even then. Why would I want a payment AND increased gas expenses.