... gay, Chavez- and communism-loving liberal Satanists with ties to African voodoo priests who send these storms to destroy the better golf courses in the country and make Republican Xtians bored and sad.
3. None of these. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is pissed off because we
are not taking Him seriously enough. He wants us to start worshiping Him NOW. He is a jealous God and wants no other gods before Him, and that includes the One-Eyed Tadpole Monster that some of you have been worshiping in your peurile pews of perdition.
13. Probably the gays and lesbians getting married in Massachusetts.
Those darn gay people...wanting the same rights as everyone else.
Now God has seen this and is wreaking his terrible vengenance against people in another part of the country. It makes absolutely no sense, but if Pat baby says so, then it must be true. :sarcasm:
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