Mi hombre no necessita huevos de tortuga. (Aphrodisiac turtle eggs.)

[XNASA]

Big brouhaha over sea turtle eggs

A campaign aimed at halting the illegal consumption of endangered sea turtles' eggs has run into trouble before it starts, with a women's group asking officials to block public-service announcements featuring a scantily clad model.



http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2002450209_eggs24.html

[XNASA]

1. C'mon people. We're talking turtle eggs here.

:eyes:

[Shell Beau]

2. They sound yucky, but if they are endangered can't

they eat other kinds of turtle eggs?

[XNASA]

4. I guess the easiest thing to do......

...would be to pop a little blue pill.

[Shell Beau]

5. Some say oysters are an aphrodisiac. Yucky! The blue pill may be the way!

[Not_Giving_Up]

3. But...

HER man doesn't need turtle eggs. That doesn't mean that the average woman's man doesn't. After all, very few men would need turtle eggs to help them out with her.

[underpants]

6. No aphrodisiac needed

*BOING*

[XNASA]

7. I knew you'd see it my way.

Even at my advanced age, I wouldn't need any sea turtle eggs to get worked up over a Brazilian model.

I might need an oxygen tank, but I wouldn't need any eggs.

[underpants]

8. Yeah she .. uh... yeah

:bounce:

[StopTheMorans]

9. sweet, i've always been a fan of la tortuga

[XNASA]

10. La Tortuga Boxa?

And why did you call me 'sweet'?

[StopTheMorans]

11. because of your sweet hombre tortuga boxa

:wow:

[XNASA]

12. Ay carumba!

:o

[jackelope72]

13. Heh...around here, we've always used "huevos" as a synonym for testicles..

So reading the thread title, I thought we were talking about turtle balls!

[Richardo]

14. ...porque yo tengo estas boobs.

:wow: Ay chica! :loveya: