What Would You Consider The Perfect Size For The Male.....

[THUNDER HANDS]

Poll question: What Would You Consider The Perfect Size For The Male.....

Uh....

[JohnKleeb]

1. I dont even know how big mine is

:shrug:

[northzax]

20. me neither

but I think I'm about average, at least based on the movies I've seen...

[LincolnMcGrath]

Ron Jeremy or John Holmes movies?

lol

[northzax]

22. you know, it's hard to see a weenie on the big screen

so I've had to settle for Boogie Nights as my comparison, er, tool.

[LincolnMcGrath]

23. heh heh that was a stage prop

[JohnKleeb]

21. I was waiting for a comment on that heh

I am serious I dont know. I think I am average too.

[VelmaD]

28. Average human male...

penis is about 6 inches long. Whip those rulers out boys. :-)

[JohnKleeb]

30. but I am afraid the ruler may hit my dick

and that may hurt oh you mean a regular ruler.

[VelmaD]

32. You big chicken

I bet your mom has a tape measure around the house somewhere. No sharp edges. :eyes:

[LincolnMcGrath]

31. wouldn`t you like to know

:wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow:

[VelmaD]

36. Only if you have the overwhelming urge...

to tell. ;-)

[Guaranteed]

34. Hey- I already know...but,

it wouldn't be propa....;)

[Booberdawg]

2. Oh for God's sake!

You need to get a life!:D

[grannylib]

3. It ain't the tool, it's how ya use it....

[wryter2000]

13. Granny's got it right

As usual. :yourock:

[terrya]

4. Um, I'm not necessarily a size "enthusiast"

But 7" to 10" is about right. :-)

[VelmaD]

5. Ok, it isn't JUST the size.

It does require that you have some clue about how to use it. But, that said, bigger is usually better. :-)

[LincolnMcGrath]

11. "bigger is usually better. :-)"

No fun if the girls you want complain that it hurts!

[VelmaD]

12. The find girls who...

don't "complain" that it hurts. ;-)

[LincolnMcGrath]

14. Imagine that Personal Ad

looking for a girl with a large loose sloppy "whowho". looks hieght weigh politics unimportant

:eyes:

[VelmaD]

16. I never said anything...

about large, loose, and sloppy. Just into pain. That's a personal ad that you're likely to get more responses to too. :evilgrin:

[LincolnMcGrath]

17. Naughty Girl

hows this :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

[VelmaD]

18. Does everyone on this board

know about my thing for paddles now? ;-)

[LincolnMcGrath]

19. I do now silly

[VelmaD]

27. Whoops.

:evilgrin:

[el_gato]

6. what about girth?

[underpants]

24. Yeah he hasn't released an album in forever

[LincolnMcGrath]

25. HA

He`s an organ allright.

[readmylips]

7. It's not the size...

of the male or female parts. It's the whole person and his/her mental being.

I like the size of $ better.

[bif]

8. It ain't the meat, it's the motion!

n/t

[Chef]

9. Size

Mine. at its current size, seems to work fine for me. Are you the one who keeps spaming me about increasing it?

[TrogL]

10. You aint' stickin' that thing in me, it belongs on a horse

6" is plenty.

[geniph]

15. I'm more interested in a man with good strong wrists

all he needs down below is enough to keep himself happy...

[GOPisEvil]

26. Hahahaha!!!!!

I actually laughed right out loud.

Been keepin' myself happy for years now. ;-)

[1a2b3c]

29. cool

I just squeeked into the perfered size by these poll results.

[Guaranteed]

33. A baker's dozen?

Do those exist outside of freak shows?

[VelmaD]

35. Yup

My very favorite ex is bigger than that even. (Kinda explains why he's my favorite.) ;-)

[Guaranteed]

37. Nah...you must be using centimeters....

That's frickin' impossible. MORE than 13??

[VelmaD]

38. Swear to god...

he was already at 10 back in the 9th grade when we were dating (1985). I've seen it since and he wasn't done growing back then.

[Guaranteed]

39. Nah...you're pullin my leg...

.....so to speak...;)

[VelmaD]

41. I'd never pull your...

leg.

I'd post a pic to prove it but it would probably scare poor John Kleeb and scar him for life.

[Bucky]

40. Huh? The male piano? What does that mean?

too inadequate to post text to this message

[Kamika]

42. You know..

the "P-I-A-N-O"

[proud patriot]

43. I'm locking this thread

Moderators feel this thread should be locked as it
could be deemed sexist to refer to size = adequecy
=perfection=worth whether talking about men or women .

proud patriot
DU Moderator