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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 01:11 PM
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Being the Lounge Deity I am now willing to take questions
ask me anything.
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 01:12 PM
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1. Why am I here?
nt
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 01:13 PM
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5. As the result of
socialized medicine.

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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 01:12 PM
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2. How does it feel to be a false god?
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 01:13 PM
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8. I am a deity of all sorts
the all powerful tend to have it like that
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 01:15 PM
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11. You have no power, you Baal-like monster!
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 01:21 PM
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22. Man are the holidays going to suck for you
I have quite the big rolodex
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curse10 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 01:12 PM
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3. do you think you can talk skinner into allowing the marquee tag
so mr. underpants can float around?

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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 01:14 PM
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10. Some degree of self determination is needed
I have, to this point, refrained from smiting
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 01:13 PM
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4. If you are truly omnipotent and therefore worthy of my praise and devotion
Set the sig line underpants in motion again!

Or are there entities more powerful than yourself?
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 01:15 PM
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13. I have failed to disclose this before but....
the world revolves around my sig line not the other way around (as I have previously allowed you to believe).
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 01:13 PM
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6. When do we get to crucify you, eat your flesh and drink your blood?
I'm a bit peccish.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 01:16 PM
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14. I'll send someone down for that
I've heard that some deities do that.
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 02:26 PM
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42. There have been more than one.
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 01:13 PM
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7. You're the diety?
I thought you were the daddy? :hi:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 01:17 PM
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15. Some of us have had to change our names
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Jade Fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 01:14 PM
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9. Why do bad things happen to good people?
More to the point, why don't more bad things happen to bad people?
Like the Bush Administration, just to pull something out of my hat.
Couldn't you spare a few thunderbolts for them? :)
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 01:18 PM
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17. I've recently taken up origami
even I am amazed at how time consuming it can be.
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 01:15 PM
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12. Oh Lord...Oooo You are so BIG...so absolutely HUGE...Gosh....
...we're reeeeeally impressed down here I can tell You...Lord forgive us our dreadfull toading...but...You're just so SUPER...AMEN!!
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 01:19 PM
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18. The choir is in the other direction
preachify that-a-way
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 01:40 PM
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34. oh bloody hell...
...it was a quote....sigh.

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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 01:47 PM
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36. I knew that
I did. I knew that. Really.

:bounce:

Truth be told England and the English haven't been to popular in the deity crowd since that whole "founding their own church" business. It really effected market share for us for a while but we had a good PowerPoint presentation and we worked something out.
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 02:21 PM
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39. "people aren't wearing enough hats...."
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benito Donating Member (772 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 01:17 PM
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16. How long did it take to perfect the 'taint'?
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 01:20 PM
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19. I contracted that out
Edited on Fri Aug-19-05 01:20 PM by underpants
to a guy name Perry T. Neal. How did he do?
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 01:20 PM
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20. Why do I have no questions to ask you?
:shrug:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 01:22 PM
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23. Amazing how I work
isn't it ?
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 01:24 PM
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24. I don't know.
Is it?
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 01:25 PM
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26. That is TWO questions
I understand it is hard to resist when you have no power to resist.
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 01:29 PM
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30. But you asked ME a question
oh large, undergarmented one. I needed a follow up for clarification. Did I do something wrong, oh He-Who-Is-Not-Going-Commando?
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 01:36 PM
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33. THREE
I need to diminish my power over you
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 01:43 PM
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35. How did THAT happen?
:shrug:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 01:21 PM
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21. i am in the process of making your crucifixion symbol. which do you prefer
a large wooden polygon, octagon, greater-than sign, @ sign, or ?

also, i assume you would prefer to be attached via decking screws correct oh mighty one?
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 01:24 PM
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25. I am quite fond of the "old school"* one
the one with the kickstand. Makes more easier mounting and dismounting (you really have to NAIL the dismount)



* I invented that saying back in the day
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 01:28 PM
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29. oooo that's nice
comes with a foot-rest!
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 01:26 PM
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27. You getting any sleep at night?
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 01:27 PM
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28. Sleep and night are irrelevant concepts to me
being a deity and all
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 01:34 PM
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31. Will you be smiting anybody?
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 01:35 PM
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32. See post #17
I don't have time for repitition
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 02:22 PM
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40. But . . .
I don't see what the art of Japanese paper folding has to do with hurling fiery lighting bolts at unsuspecting mortals when the mood suits you. :shrug:

If I were a deity, I'd probably be smiting people left and right. Maybe it's just me. :shrug:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 02:24 PM
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41. As I have said (as it is written in scripture)
People don't smite people, smites smite people
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bliss_eternal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 02:02 PM
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37. What's a deity?
:crazy:

:dunce:

;)
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-19-05 02:08 PM
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38. Deity
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