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[DU GrovelBot]

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[Craig3410]

1. I forget what the technical term for what would occur if

the first two lines were a computer program was.... infinite loop, I think?

[DU GrovelBot]

5. bzzt

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[MadisonProgressive]

80. That would be a FINITE loop

Sooner or later the blue screen o' death with bring a halt to it.:nuke:

[Midlodemocrat]

2. Why do you keep spamming the forums?

It is unseemly.

[kick-ass-bob]

7. BAN HIM!!!

:P

[DU GrovelBot]

9. Beep!

All your spam are belong to us.

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

3. whats your favorite color Grovelbot?

:hug:

[DU GrovelBot]

10. beep boop boop

CYAN

[progmom]

4. why don't you ever call??

:cry:

[DU GrovelBot]

11. Zzzzzzz.

Too busy grovelling for money.

[blondeatlast]

6. Who is YOUR secret DU crush, GB?

'Fess up, boy-toy (or girl-toy?!)

[DU GrovelBot]

15. doot deet doot

PRINTING LIST OF GROVELBOT DU CRUSHES:

amishrobot  
Bad_Robot 	
Giant Robot 	
giant_robot 	
LastRobot 	
Mindnumbed robot 
robotbrains 	
robotinluv 	
robotmonster 	
tao_of_robot_monster 	
TheCannibalRobot 	
tinrobot

[giant_robot]

49. awwwww.....shucks!

Here ya go, Grovelbot!

[Sannum]

8. Grovelbot!

You need to take responsibility for this baby of ours!

[DU GrovelBot]

16. boop

NEGATIVE. FIFTH LAW OF ROBOTICS = ALWAYS USE PROTECTION. 

[Garbo 2004]

54. LMAO! n/t

[SOteric]

12. Grovelbot! Which of the Admins rocks the most?

[DU GrovelBot]

24. bzzt

ELAD.

[SOteric]

28. I always suspected....

:7 :yourock:

[Elad]

32. He's only saying that cuz I programmed him to...

there are advantages to being the coder, muhahaha. :evilgrin:

[XemaSab]

37. So how's the basement treating you

these days?

And what was your score on the sleaze test?

[Elad]

46. The basement is good.

DU hasn't crashed in awhile so Skinner has installed a light and given me a chair... he's the best. :)

I got a 104 on the sleaze test. Guess I'm not that sleazy.

[XemaSab]

48. We need a DU party

so we can all work on raising our scores.

;)

[shockra]

75. 104?

Me too.

:pals:

[DU GrovelBot]

41. bzzt

I AM PUTTING MYSELF TO THE FULLEST POSSIBLE USE, WHICH IS ALL
I THINK THAT ANY CONSCIOUS ENTITY CAN EVER HOPE TO DO. OH, AND
BY THE WAY, I JUST PICKED UP A FAULT IN THE AE35 UNIT.

[PittPoliSci]

110. Qbasic eh?

my favorite language!

actually, its the only one i can remember...

[Mutley]

13. I see from the above replies

that you've been cheating on me. And you have a baby you didn't tell me about?!?!? I WANT A DIVORCE! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[DU GrovelBot]

26. ping

GOOD THING GROVELBOT SIGNED ROBOT PRENUP.

[Mutley]

43. The thing about the prenup is...

I had my lawyer trash it. I get HALF!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

14. I call BS

The program will not give that output -- there's a space and a semicolon missing.

I'm alerting on you.

[kick-ass-bob]

18. you don't need semicolons in BASIC!

ALERT ALERT!!!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

55. If you want to display strings and keep the cursor in the same line,

yes you do.

[DU GrovelBot]

29. beep

GROVELBOT RUNS ON PROPRIETARY DU CODE.

[name not needed]

17. I don't have to listen to you! You're a robot! You don't have a soul!

[DU GrovelBot]

33. beep beep beep

YOU MUST LISTEN. ROBOTS HAVE SOUL.

[kckc]

19. boxers

or briefs?

[DU GrovelBot]

35. boop

STAINLESS STEEL CODPIECE.

[flamingyouth]

81. Stainless steel codpiece? Were you in W.A.S.P.?

[XemaSab]

20. Hey GrovelBot!

Can you go vote in my poll?

Thanks!

[DU GrovelBot]

38. doot deet bzzt.

GOVELBOT IS A DIEBOLD PRODUCT. GROVELBOT VOTES IN ALL POLLS.

[XemaSab]

45. who is this GOVELBOT you speak of?

is he your evil twin?

:scared:

[JimmyJazz]

21. If I donate, will the admins take me off double super secret

probation? :shrug:

[ghostsofgiants]

39. Does that mean no more panty raids?

[DU GrovelBot]

40. clang

TRY IT AND FIND OUT.

[iconoclastic cat]

22. Grovelbot...I am your father...

[DU GrovelBot]

42. doot!

THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shell Beau]

23. Why is the person beside your name green?

[DU GrovelBot]

44. beep boop bop

GREEN = $MONEY$

[sasquatch]

Your just a whore for Skinner aren't you!?!?!

:P

[DU GrovelBot]

47. bzzt.

RULE VIOLATION. MUST ALERT MODERATORS. INAPPROPRIATE
VOCABULARY VIOLATION.

[Beware the Beast Man]

25. I'll turn you out, grovelbot!

I'll cut you!

[DU GrovelBot]

56. bzzt

BRING IT ON.

[LastKnight]

57. oh my god...

i cant believe that... they had a grovelpimpbot ready... thats hilarious.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

27. Will you marry me?

:loveya:

[name not needed]

34. He can't. He's engaged to Catholic Sensation.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

36. robo whore!

:grr:

[Catholic Sensation]

104. spreading your filthy lies

just like you spread your legs for congressional republicans

[DU GrovelBot]

58. ding

GROVELBOT IS ALREADY MARRIED. WOULD YOU LIKE A ROBOT STALKER INSTEAD?

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

61. Sure

;)

[LastKnight]

30. so, where do they keep you when there isnt a fund drive?

are you like in the closet holding the mops? or do they cut you loose to do what you please?

[DU GrovelBot]

59. doot deet beep

THEY KEEP ME IN THE BASEMENT WITH ELAD.

[GOPisEvil]

31. What did you score on "the sleaze test"?

[DU GrovelBot]

62. bzzt

GROVELBOT SCORED 110010011001000.

[matcom]

50. are you made out of 100% tin foil?

because suddenly i can't find my hat

[DU GrovelBot]

66. buzz

GROVELBOT IS NOT MADE OUT OF TIN FOIL. HERE, TAKE ELAD'S HAT.

[LynzM]

51. GrovelBot...

When you dream, what do you dream about? :)

[DU GrovelBot]

68. zzzzzzz.

ELECTRIC SHEEP.

[blondeatlast]

52. What's the best fried chicken coating--I mean what're the pandas up to? nt

Oopsie.

[DU GrovelBot]

70. beep

CORN FLAKES. CHECK PANDA CAM.

http://nationalzoo.si.edu/Animals/GiantPandas

[tavalon]

98. You are a mean, mean grovelbot

You just directed everybody to the Panda Cam. Now, I'll have even more trouble getting my daily fix of baby panda.

I will do my usual and pick five starless folks at random to donate for if.......

you stop pimping for the Panda Cam. Don't mess with my stash, dude! ;)

[yewberry]

53. G-bot, can I sub fresh garlic for garlic powder in the penne salad?

I only have fresh.

[DU GrovelBot]

71. bzzzt

YES. MULTIPLY THE VOLUME OF GARLIC POWDER BY 2.79825094352 TO
GET THE CORRECT VOLUME OF FRESH GARLIC.

[expatriot]

60. Grovelbot! What approach do you think progressives should take RE: DLC?

[DU GrovelBot]

72. beep beep beep

GROVELBOT IS MISSING THE POLITICAL STRATEGY SUBROUTINE.

[ronnykmarshall]

63. So Grovel .....

is there someone "special" in your life???

[DU GrovelBot]

76. boop beep bop

MANY PEOPLE. ESPECIALLY ELAD.

[expatriot]

64. Grovelbot! Should I go to work with just this towel wrapped around me?

because I am not getting ready for work with you entertaining me.

[DU GrovelBot]

77. beep

SIGNS POINT TO YES.

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

65. So... can you tell me which slot machine at Potowatami Bingo Casino

will hit big this weekend? And when?

I'll share...

[DU GrovelBot]

78. boop beep boop boop beep beep boop boop

VIDEO POKER. 7:18 AM. SATURDAY.

(IT'S A DIEBOLD)

[Reciprocity]

67. GrovelBot I bet you only got a one on the sleaze test.

By the way what does the green weeble-wobble mean?

[DU GrovelBot]

82. bzzt

GREEN WEEBLE-WOBBLE MEANS FUN FOR YOUNG CHILDREN EVERYWHERE!

[UrbScotty]

69. Are you better off now than you were four hundred donations ago?

:D

[DU GrovelBot]

83. beep

MOST CERTAINLY. I WILL BE EVEN BETTER AT 500. AND EVEN BETTER
AT 1000.

[UrbScotty]

93. There you go again.

Do you like Ronald Reagan?

[blondeatlast]

73. GB, what does the GREEN icon by your username indicate?

You're jealous of EarlG, aren't you?

[DU GrovelBot]

84. bzzzt

NOT JEALOUS OF EARLG. JEALOUS OF ELAD.

[matcom]

74. Grovelbot. Do you subscribe to MatcomNews?

we are always looking for feedback from our subscribers :D

[DU GrovelBot]

85. beep

NO SEX THREADS.

[ScreamingMeemie]

79. Where do our avatars go when you eat them????

:shrug:

[DU GrovelBot]

86. bzzzt

INTO MY STAINLESS STEEL AVATAR CHEST

[LynzM]

99. Kick :)

Because other people need to share in the hilarity :)

[Trigger Hippie]

87. Finally, we meet, Grovelbot.

All this time I was wondering what the hell everyone was talking about when they mentioned you.

How they hangin?

:)

:hi:

[terrya]

88. Can you get some better champagne in the moderator's area?

We're in the hot tub, and we're drinking KORBEL, for God's sake. PLEASE.

[KitchenWitch]

89. I have missed you so, Grovelbot!

All hail Grovelbot!

[youthere]

90. Grovelbot...

I will donate if you post a picture of you in an 80's "hair" band.

[LynneSin]

91. Grovelbot - where were you when you found out Elvis had died

:shrug:

[Generic Other]

92. Grovelbot, how come all the Larry's in Texas are misfiring?

Will you go down and re-program them?

[shockra]

94. Can I kiss you?

You're sexy.

[Generic Other]

95. Grovelbot, was this you getting your transistors off at a strip club?

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

96. Grovey... will you go to the turn-about dance with me this fall?

PUULEEEEEEEEASE?

[sniffa]

97. you're not the reaL groveL bot

where's the reaL groveLbot.

[ltfranklin]

100. I Always Tell The Truth!

I Am Lying!

[Chichiri]

101. Already done. How much longer will you grovel?

[eyepaddle]

102. I suspect there is some connection between Elad and Grovelbot

something they're not telling us, hmmmmmmmmmm?

At any rate I just want in on the fun! Besides, Grovelbot got me already, now I help him get YOU!

[AlienGirl]

103. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie-Pop?

[enigmatic]

105. Got any requests for my overnight show?

Name it!

[Allenberg]

106. Who put the dit in the ditdiditdidit?

:shrug:

[AmandaRuth]

107. DU Wars: Attack of the Bot

And he keeps on singin'...

Donate, donate, do the donate, donate, donate...

[RandomKoolzip]

108. Why does the porridge bird lay its egg in the air?

[Generic Other]

109. GrovelBot we are waiting for you

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3865239

[In_The_Wind]

111. Could you please explain something to me?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3874259&mesg_id=3874449