Does anyone know how to play one if these?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

[KitchenWitch]

1. ReeeeeeColaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[FuzzySlippers]

2. I don't think I could play it.

I might be able to smoke it,though.:shrug:

[Heidi]

3. I don't . . . but one of our neighbors up the mountain

sits on his balcony playing an alpenhorn sometimes. We're extremely thankful that this is his summer home, so we only have to be serenaded for three months out of the year. :eyes:

[Floogeldy]

8. Maybe you should send him some requests?

Who knows? He may even know some Boxcar Willie tunes. ;)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

9. You crack me up.

[Heidi]

10. Too funny.

"Liebe Herr Vacation Guy,

Could you please play something by Slim Whitman or Boxcar Willie, between the hours of 5:30 a.m. and 10 p.m.?

Forever grateful,

Heidi, Floogeldy, Mr. Heidi and The Wiley and Excellent Cat Named Ginger"

[Floogeldy]

12. Ha ha!

[sakabatou]

4. I think it'd be used like a trumpet or a digeroreedoo

[Floogeldy]

5. No.

But I can play one of these:

[Heidi]

6. *swoon*

A gee-tire man.

[Floogeldy]

11. I was hoping you would be impressed!

[Heidi]

13. If you tell me that you have a thing

for fountain pens, I'll have to fetch the smelling salts. :loveya:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

7. ALPHORNS RULE!

[Tom Kitten]

14. No, I'm sorry...All I know how to play is one of these...