do not see Elf

[pstokely]

it is offensive to God because it has Christmas without Jesus

http://www.capalert.com/capreports/elf.htm

[Iris]

1. "at home teens"?

What? Are they the ones who aren't married yet?

[RuB]

2. God has a great sense of humor. I think He'd say see it!!

[sweetladybug]

3. I took the grandkids to see "Elf" yesterday and it's a great movie

the kids laughed and enjoyed it and so did I. If you have kids take them to see this movie, they will like it.

[flamingyouth]

4. I assume they don't approve of "It's a Wonderful Life"

either ... you know, the bridge scene is in that as well. DUH. Thank you, invisible cloud being, for allowing me to be born to people who are not like these weirdos.

[brainshrub]

5. You think that's bad?

Try this site: http://www.pabaah.com

They feature this little carton featuring the gayest-looking Conservative superhero ever:

[ironflange]

6. Hmm, if the Ambiguously Gay Duo ever want to become a trio

they'll know where to look.

[Colin Ex]

8. They mis-spelled "weekly."

What a bunch of ass eyes.

-C

[brainshrub]

12. OMG! You are right!

LOL!!! They had this on their site all week! I'm so glad I saved it!

Hahahaha!

[Supply Side Jesus]

13. I cant find it on there

their link goes to a damn pic gallery.

[chrisesq]

7. That's some funny stuff. Haven't gone there for laughs lately

My favorite one:

Sexual Immorality (S)

man in shower

and

woman in shower

I guess cleanliness is not next to Godliness anymore... at least to these reviewers

[Rhiannon12866]

9. OMG! There are references to drinking!

And people taking showers! What kind of sick, porno flick is this, anyway?!!:grr:

[bleedingheart]

10. but what is their opinion of the Ron Jeremy movie?

hahahaha

[Maddy McCall]

11. Elf reviewed by "ChristianAnswers"--"better than average morals" rating

http://christiananswers.net/spotlight/movies/2003/elf.html

"Whether or not you support the idea of Santa Claus at Christmas, this film at least uses it to promote a clear biblical concept: faith. At one point, Santa's sleigh is having trouble flying due to people's lack of Christmas spirit. Seeing that the "Clausometer" (instrument that measures Christmas spirit) is low, Santa enlightens us with the theme of the story saying, "Christmas spirit is about believing, not seeing." This is a simple definition of faith and the idea plays out through the rest of the film until its climax. "