Committing murder is harder than I thought it would be
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Sat Aug-13-05 10:28 PM
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Committing murder is harder than I thought it would be
Earlier, it seemed so easy in theory...but alas...I can't bring myself to drop the little bugger in the pot.
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Sat Aug-13-05 10:30 PM
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1. Hit him in the head with something....
it'll stun him long enough to get him in the water. Whatcha killing?
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Sat Aug-13-05 10:32 PM
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He's been in my fridge for a couple of hours now.
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Sat Aug-13-05 10:37 PM
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10. Rationalize it: He's cold, and you're just putting him in a warm bath.
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Sat Aug-13-05 10:51 PM
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21. But they said I have to stab it first
That seems so horror movie to me.
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Sat Aug-13-05 10:58 PM
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26. Then just put him and a knife in front of Fox News for a while.
Eventually he'll kill himself.
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Sat Aug-13-05 11:01 PM
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Sat Aug-13-05 11:01 PM
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31. Alas, I don't get Fox News
It would be handy in this case, but I'm glad it's never sullied my mind.
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Sat Aug-13-05 11:05 PM
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32. Then go rent "Son of the Mask."
Pretty much the same thing.
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Sat Aug-13-05 10:43 PM
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He'll keep a couple of days....
if you want to try again tomorrow. I hate cleaning them, but my son always finds a few when we go shrimping. I told him he's not eating them, so just stop bringing them home.
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Sat Aug-13-05 10:54 PM
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and go buy a frozen one.:shrug:
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Sat Aug-13-05 11:00 PM
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there you go...you should have put him in your freezer instead of your fridge...Hopefully it's not to late to cook and eat it... I mean think of it...Given the opportunity a crab wouldn't think twice about eating you, dontcha think?
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Sat Aug-13-05 10:30 PM
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2. Dunk it in warm water first. He'll passout.
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Sat Aug-13-05 10:31 PM
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3. Which bugger is this now?
yvr girl
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Sat Aug-13-05 10:34 PM
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8. I AM NOT going to give it a name
Let's just call him the under $5 dollar crab.
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Sat Aug-13-05 10:37 PM
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11. Hmmmm...call your neighbors.
They seem to be good at cooking. Maybe they can commit crabicide for you.
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Sat Aug-13-05 10:40 PM
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13. I think that neighbour has moved out
or is not cooking as much.
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Sat Aug-13-05 10:41 PM
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15. Hmmm...if you don't off him soon, he'll die in your 'fridge.
I'm guessing that will be unpleasant, too. If it were a lobster, I'd know how to kill it first, but I'm unfamiliar with crab.
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Sat Aug-13-05 10:43 PM
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Sat Aug-13-05 10:32 PM
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4. It does seem like an awful way to go
I think I could do it to my ex husband but I can't bring myself to do it to a lobster. ~sigh~
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Sat Aug-13-05 10:32 PM
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5. first, put him in the pot. then, bring the water to a boil
i've never done it myself, but i read somewhere that this is the easiest way to commit lobstercide
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Sat Aug-13-05 10:33 PM
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Just remember, he'd do it to you in a second
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Sat Aug-13-05 10:37 PM
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9. Is it a red crab, or blue crab??
If it is a red crab, it should be easier. :hi:
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Sat Aug-13-05 10:38 PM
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Why is that easier? Are you prejudiced against blue crabs?
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Sat Aug-13-05 10:40 PM
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and be done with his red ass :evilgrin:
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Sat Aug-13-05 10:41 PM
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16. It was a red state/blue state thingie.
I was just saying it would be easier to dump in the water if it was a red crab. :hi:
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Sat Aug-13-05 10:41 PM
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17. Look, he'll kill you if you don't kill him.
I can't stand to do it, myself, but I think women are far more at ease with acts of unspeakable cruelty. So go nuts!
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Sat Aug-13-05 10:43 PM
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18. I'm responsible for the murder of like hundreds of lobster
I worked in a seafood department in New Brunswick.. we used to steam them on site. The steamer made a klunking sound when it was working... the first time I felt horrible thinking it was the lobster trying to get out.
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Sat Aug-13-05 10:49 PM
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20. So you're not over it yet?
I haven't been really, really cruel since I was 10.
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Sat Aug-13-05 10:51 PM
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22. Somehow, my dear yvr girl...
I do not see you as EVER having been cruel...EVER! You are just too good and sweet of a person to have been... :pals: :loveya:
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Sat Aug-13-05 10:54 PM
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23. I wish that were true
I have my bad moments like anyone, but I'm generally 'nice.' BUT I had an afternoon of extreme cruelty when I was a kid, and I'm still ashamed of it.
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Sat Aug-13-05 11:06 PM
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33. Okay, sweetie...but remember, you were a child then...
And not the lovely adult you turned into.. You need to forgive yourself, and let it go... Take the lesson that you obviously learned...and run with it.... OK? :loveya: :hug:
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Sat Aug-13-05 10:55 PM
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25. Don't be fooled, she lives in Kitts...those people will fuck you every
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Sat Aug-13-05 10:59 PM
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27. Technically, I'm a block outside of Kits
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Sat Aug-13-05 11:29 PM
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34. She's in South Granville, you fool!
Totally different ball-game!
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Sat Aug-13-05 11:31 PM
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35. Why do they call it South Granville?
Shouldn't that be the area next to Richmond? :shrug:
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Sat Aug-13-05 11:33 PM
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37. That's South Granville, too.
But "South" refers to all of Granville South of the Granville St Bridge. Actually, now that I think of it, I believe the end of Granville closer to the airport is now called "Bubble-Tea-and-Grey-Market-Softwareville".
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Sat Aug-13-05 10:59 PM
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28. flush him down the toilet...
so he can swim back to the sea.. (just kidding....) I feel sad for the crab.
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Sat Aug-13-05 11:31 PM
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36. I'd drop that sucker in a heartbeat, I love crab... On my plate
Old Bay Spice and some tartar sauce Or Crab cakes on a nice bun with some cole slaw on the side. Don't think of it as murder... Think of it as a meal
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