Short-Shorts Are The GREATEST Invention! Got A Thread For YOU TOO Guys!
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Tue Aug-09-05 05:49 PM
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Short-Shorts Are The GREATEST Invention! Got A Thread For YOU TOO Guys!
Edited on Tue Aug-09-05 05:50 PM by matcom
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Tue Aug-09-05 05:51 PM
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1. I am a straight woman and I must say
she is much better looking than the muscle bound manscaped dude in the other thread. 'Fair and Balanced' Thank you matcom
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Tue Aug-09-05 05:57 PM
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2. Short shorts are even better when the zipper is broke.
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Tue Aug-09-05 06:03 PM
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3. Katie Price, aka Jordan
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Tue Aug-09-05 06:04 PM
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4. Who cares about short shorts?
www.ratemyschlong.com :evilgrin:
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Tue Aug-09-05 06:04 PM
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5. Sweet Mother-of-Jesus!!...What a Beautiful Brain!.
We could talk about Jazz and Astronomy for hours... ;)
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Tue Aug-09-05 06:30 PM
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6. can't BELIEVE this wound up on the 2nd page!
could it BE? DU really ISN'T that sexist? say it ain't so! x(
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Tue Aug-09-05 06:41 PM
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7. Damn..I thought, by now, that there would be 50 replies....
..to your post. I guess the other fuckers on this board ain't as Shallow as I am.... Good!..More for me!
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Tue Aug-09-05 06:46 PM
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8. In the interests of equal rights
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Tue Aug-09-05 06:59 PM
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9. she must be going for a hike in the jungle
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Tue Aug-09-05 07:01 PM
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10. No, she's going to the Victoria's Secret survival training camp.
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Tue Aug-09-05 07:02 PM
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11. over the river & through the woods... doesn't want to be seen by the
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Tue Aug-09-05 07:02 PM
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12. Dear Lumberjack's Forum: I never believed your stories were true!
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Tue Aug-09-05 07:37 PM
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13. ...but THIS is what happened to me last week
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Tue Aug-09-05 07:38 PM
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14. the jungle was so dark & frightening...
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Tue Aug-09-05 07:39 PM
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15. That I had to take my shirt off and thrust my breasts forward,
so as not to attract any unwanted attention from any nearby beasts.
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Tue Aug-09-05 07:41 PM
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17. the jaguars were all around me, but it was humid, so i took off my bra
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Tue Aug-09-05 07:44 PM
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18. Luckily one sixteenth of my pelvis was carefully camouflaged
And the toxicity of my eye-makeup dropped all gallnippers and assorted Coquillettidia at one hundred yards.
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Tue Aug-09-05 07:40 PM
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16. Frankly, I am appalled.
Just helping you out a bit. FWIW, that guy was fugly in that other thread. Nothing to drool over. Replace him with Johnny Depp and I'm on it.
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