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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-07-03 04:09 PM
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If you could steal one thing....
Hey, stealing is wrong. But what would you snatch, if you had the chance?
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MadMan Donating Member (53 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-07-03 04:10 PM
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1. I'd steal the Whitehouse back!
n/t
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Don_G Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-07-03 04:11 PM
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2. Dimbo's Security Detail
To allow him to be a man among the people for a change.
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Rashind Donating Member (221 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-07-03 04:11 PM
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3. An election.
Hey, repugs can blame Clinton for their vices, I can blame Shrub for mine. :dunce:
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Westegg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-07-03 04:15 PM
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4. Sticky Fingers
I'd pinch every recording of Led Zeppelin that Jimmy Page has in his archives (obviously, I'm a Zeppelin fan). And I'd take his cash and jewels as well---I'm not an idiot!
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trotsky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-07-03 04:18 PM
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5. *'s campaign chest.
Let's see him run on his record only.

HA HA HA HA HA
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Bronco69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-07-03 04:23 PM
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6. I would steal the $87 billion
destined for Iraq.
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trotsky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-07-03 05:54 PM
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11. Why?
I don't want * and Cheney's pals at Halliburton to end up with that money, but I still want to see money to support the troops. Why would you steal all of it?
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monkeyboy Donating Member (965 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-07-03 04:26 PM
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7. This question reminds me of the "Taxi" episode
where Latka (sp?) gets married, but before he is allowed, he must answer 3 questions, one of which is "What is the greatest gift one person can give another", to which Latka immediately replies "thirty seven hundred dollars". His bride-to-be looks absolutely shocked at his answer, until the priest very solemnly says "Thaaat iiisssss corrrrrect".
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-07-03 04:28 PM
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8. The Spear of Longinus
it's in a museum in Germany. It needs to be re-united with the other elements.
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Feanorcurufinwe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-07-03 04:50 PM
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9. A piece of your heart.
well, somebody's heart...
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Spirochete Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-07-03 05:34 PM
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10. The Presidential election
I'd pick a progressive VP, and resign. I sure wouldn't want to be president.
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Khephra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-07-03 06:06 PM
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12. "The Stele of Revealing"


Ok, I've now reached my quota of Crowley references for the week.

:evilgrin:
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-07-03 06:11 PM
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13. The Nickel Trophy currently residing at the U of North Dakota.
It's the trophy given to the winner of the annual North Dakota State/North Dakota football game. We (NDSU) lost this year. If UND decides not to play us anymore in the future (because NDSU is moving to Division I), then I would like to. Otherwise, if we play next year, we'd just get it back fair and square, anyway. :-) I would LOOOOVE for us to get back the trophy and NEVER have to play UND again once we're in Div. I-AA in football.
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Cat Atomic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-07-03 06:12 PM
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14. The Precious.
Then I could rule them all, find them, bring them all, AND bind them. What more do you want?
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-07-03 06:13 PM
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15. A heart
Nobody's in particular...and I'd give it back if they wanted.
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Supply Side Jesus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-07-03 06:34 PM
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16. Fort Knox
I aint greedy!! :P
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