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henslee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 04:16 PM
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Why does my dog walk up and down a sidewalk about ten times right before
does his business even in horrible weather?
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politicaholic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 04:19 PM
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1. Your dog clearly has OCD...
doggy Prozac or a non-lethal lightening strike should do the trick.

I suggest both. Pop the pill and then send the dog out with a kite attached to the collar.

Good Luck!
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barb162 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 04:41 PM
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8. then they all do
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henslee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 04:44 PM
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10. the "OCD" happens to be the name of his posse.
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I Know How To Do it Donating Member (499 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 04:20 PM
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2. It's an evolutionary trait. The dog is looking for Sleestacks.
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henslee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 04:47 PM
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12. You made me look up sleestacks Can now die happy knowing what they are.Thx
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I Know How To Do it Donating Member (499 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 04:49 PM
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13. Well I'm glad you know that your dog is protecting you from them.
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 04:22 PM
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3. Does he make comments about your strange Porcelain fetish ?

Leave the poor guy alone and let him do it 'his way'
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 04:23 PM
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4. He is working through issues
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 04:23 PM
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5. For the same reason he turns around three times before lying down
It's just the way it's done.
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henslee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 04:49 PM
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14. "That's just the way its done???!!#@! That is lame ass answer .
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 04:26 PM
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6. Because those proto-dogs that only did it five times

had a distinct evolutionary disadvantage.
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pilgrimsoul Donating Member (266 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 04:38 PM
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7. Because where to poop is the biggest decision he has to make all day
so he's making it count! hehehe
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henslee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 04:50 PM
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15. Most logical answer.
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I Know How To Do it Donating Member (499 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 04:42 PM
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9. It's clearing it's mind of Thetans, and contacting Xenu.
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caty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 04:46 PM
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11. He's trying to make a decision.
Where should I go? Where should I go?:shrug:
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-03-05 04:56 PM
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16. My big dog turns in circles before she does her business.
And my puppy just squats and goes. She doesn't care.
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