Post your freeperized screenname here

[LynneSin]

In freeperland, I would be LynneNeverSins

[Taverner]

1. I would be Teetotaller

[sniffa]

2. busha

[SeanQuinn]

3. SeanHatesHannityQuinn

Seeing as the Freeper v. Hannity feud is alive and well.

[noise626]

American626

or something to that effect...

pax
ant

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

4. Rush the Stampede

[ronnykmarshall]

ronnnyKKKmarshall

[sniffa]

8. *snort*

:rofl:

[Richardo]

5. TaxCutsForTheRichardo

[tk2kewl]

12. LOL

:D

[GOPisEvil]

49. Pfft!

:spray:

[Reverend_Smitty]

6. Reverend_Phelps?

:shrug:

[blondeatlast]

7. blondealwaysandthe drapesandcarpetmatch. nt

[tk2kewl]

9. tk2cruel

[nickgutierrez]

10. prowarchickenhawk

[KeepItReal]

137. Nice redundancy!

:-)

[Shell Beau]

11. Shell4Bush

[XemaSab]

13. I got nothing

No, that's what my screen name would be.

:+

[GreenPartyVoter]

97. You'd be Xenophobe

[XemaSab]

103. Oooooooh

Good one! Thanks!

[GreenPartyVoter]

106. :^D

[XemaSab]

125. I thought about it

and I decided "Xenamaphobia" a la Homer Simpson is where it's at.

:toast:

[bridgit]

14. a_bridgit_too_far

http://gorillamask.net/missilestrike.shtml

[TammyLittlenut]

15. Tammy Wingnut n/t

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

16. Cyndee_Lou_Who _Gives_A_Shit_ About_ Civil_ Liberties ?

[LeftyMom]

17. IDidn'tHaveAChoice AboutBecomingAMom nt

[Modem Butterfly]

18. NO DEMS Butterfly!

[GreenPartyVoter]

19. I'd be FakeGreenPartyVoter

[youspeakmylanguage]

20. I would be "learntospeakourdamnlanguage" (n/t)

[KeepItReal]

139. ROTFLMAO

[gmoney]

21. gmoney

Uh oh... :hide:

[Lilith Velkor]

22. Lilywhite Coulter

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

23. Fascist Red Wholesome (nt)

[sakabatou]

24. SuckaBat, I think

[madrchsod]

25. happyandrichsod

[GOPisEvil]

26. GOPfightsEvil

[johnnie]

27. It wouldn't be Johnnie

I would be too embarrassed to use my real name.

[Trigger Hippie]

28. BushIsAWiseHead???

:shrug:

[drumwolf]

29. "WhiteWolf"

"White Wolves" is the name of both a Serbian paramilitary death squad and a couple of neo-Nazi groups.

[JimmyJazz]

30. JamesGospel

Gawds - I suck at this creative stuff :silly:

[BikeWriter]

31. MountainBikeWrecker

[DBoon]

32. I'd be TNugent

(can't think of a RW punker off the top of my head, DDRamone maybe?)

[ZombieNixon]

105. JRamone

but you might have to differentiate between Johnny Ramone, a conservative Reagan supporter, and Joey Ramone, a liberal who was pissed at Johnny for stealing his girlfriend (see "The KKK Took My Baby Away") and for retitling "Bonzo Goes to Bitburg."

[AntiCoup2K4]

133. MGraves

For Michale Graves, that busheep asshole from the fake Misfits (or the NewShits, as I call them)

[comsymp]

33. Ummm... AComsympAteMyBaby?

[RedCloud]

34. Better dead 'n proud than RedCloud

But I would be "confined" to a reservation.

[northzax]

35. southwillriseagainzax

[mrfrapp]

36. mrfreep? n/t

[u4ic]

37. u4icABOUTbush

:puke:

[texastoast]

38. TheBigPop

just waiting for it to happen.

[madinmaryland]

39. redinmaryland?

:puke:

[progmom]

conmom?

:shrug:

[davsand]

40. Davsaved.

IF I was a freeper I'd be a fundy one...


Laura

[comsymp]

45. So many of these have me chuckling,

but yours actually made me LOL~

[auburngrad82]

41. I'd probably be bobjonesgrad82 nt

[4_Legs_Good]

42. 4_Legs_Tasty

or

4_Legs_w/_BBQ_Sauce

[Richardo]

46. HAHAHA!

:rofl:

[quisp]

43. QuispyQuitters...

hahahahahahaha

Be vewy, vewy, quiet.
I'm hunting wabbits...

[liberalpragmatist]

44. ConservativeRadical - n/t

[MissMillie]

47. I guess I would be

Unmarried and Virginal Millie

[Moochy]

48. LiberalsMooch

And I'd have in my sig something adapted from Dr. Strangelove about welfare mothers stealing my vital fluids.

[Terran]

50. ScrewTerraAmericaFirst!

:crazy:

[derby378]

51. DemolitionDerby

And my tag line would be "Be vewy vewy quiet; I'm huntin' libewals."

[Felix Mala]

52. Felix Plenus, or Felix Copiosus

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

53. AngryCanuck

[chaska]

54. nevermind

[PittPoliSci]

55. PennStateTurfManagement

I know a freeper who got a 2 year associates degree in turf management from Penn State. I guess that works, right?

[Patiod]

118. Hey! Nittany Lion here! Know a few Freeps at Pitt.

And I knew a few turf mgmt majors (although they did tend to be golfers looking for a cushy job at a country club, and Republicans)

[Lady Effingbroke]

56. Lady Effthebroke

n/t

[bertha katzenengel]

58. This is my fave!

[In_The_Wind]

57. bird_in_chains

[MarianJack]

59. JacknMaria,...

...cuz a good critchin erpuplikin keeps hiz missus in hur damm plase!

[Dragonfli]

60. FRUITFLI

[Wapsie B]

61. BushisaMilitaryHero

[swimboy]

62. Swineboy

[Rob H.]

63. All Dems Go To H.

Mainly because despite the vitriol, condescension, and namecalling, for some reason some freepers can't bring themselves to actually type swearwords on anonymous internets message boards. (This seems to be true regardless of whether said message boards have language filters.)

C'mon, freepers, I know exactly what you mean when you type "that m*th*rf*cker is a G-dd*mned *ssh*le." I feel sorry for you if that's your idea of a secret code. If you can call for the extermination of all liberals, at least have the balls to come out and swear, too, goddamnit.

[tibbir]

64. I think mine would be

ti...bb...i...r...pukian

[CitrusLib]

65. CitrusCon

[WCGreen]

66. SnivalMAN

[Mutley]

67. Wingnuts_R_Us

[warrens]

68. WARrens

[ElsewheresDaughter]

69. GodsDaughter

:shrug:

[El Fuego]

70. El Freepo!

[trackfan]

71. our leadersagenius

[AlCzervik]

72. Chimpsrtasty.

[ghostsofgiants]

73. Adam

[mtnester]

74. NoMoreMtNesters

women would be havin babies until the day they died.

[IChing]

75. IChingforLaura

[Solon]

76. Pyrrho of Elis

For those who don't know their Greek Philosophers, here's a blurb from this here: http://www.livius.org/gi-gr/greeks/philosophers.html

All philosophers are confident that rational thinking is the road to truth. Except for Pyrrho of Elis (c.360-c.270BCE), who entertained some doubts about the quest for knowledge. He argued that we can not fully comprehend nature, do not know for certain whether a statement is true or false, and are unable to build an ethical system on so weak a fundament. People would be happier if they gave up these useless intellectual exercises and postponed their judgment. The result was a conservative political philosophy, because Pyrrho recommended that, even though we had no moral absolutes, we should live by time-honored traditions. The weakness of his system is, of course, twofold: in the first place, one can not postpone a judgment forever, because sometimes action has to be undertaken; in the second place, how can you be certain that certain knowledge is impossible?

Now here is my namesake's summary from this site: http://www.wisdomworld.org/additional/ancientlandmarks/FirstGreekPhilosophers.html

In the Mysteries, philosophy, science, religion and ethics were taught as one, with no special names to distinguish them as separate branches of learning. As a matter of fact, the word philosophy was not known until the days of Pythagoras. Before his time the wise men of Greece were known as Sages, "those who know." Pythagoras coined the word philosopher to indicate one who loved truth and sought to discover what wise men already knew. The "Seven Wise Men" of Greece, while commonly called "philosophers," were practical men who applied their extraordinary knowledge in various ways. Solon, one of the most famous of the Seven, used his knowledge of universal principles to establish good government. Born a wealthy noble, Solon was a friend of the common people. After his election as archon in 594 B.C., he limited the wealth of the nobles, released all the peasants who had been put into prison for debt, established a jury system and wrote out a Constitution in which every citizen of Greece had a voice in the government. Another of these "Seven Wise Men," Thales, founded the first school of Greek philosophy in Miletus, a powerful Greek city on the coast of Asia Minor.

[SarahB]

77. SarahToothlessFreakazoid

[Bossy Monkey]

78. Ummmmmmm, NeverInventedTheInternet? nt

[fudge stripe cookays]

79. No fudge stripe cookays for you!

:P
FSC

[indigo32]

80. RedWhiteNBlue32

Yuch!

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

81. RightElephantsFinishFirst

:shrug:

[eyepaddle]

82. eyejetski

I'm not completely sure, but that ought to cover it.

[Montauk6]

83. RealMenDon'tTalkSex

[TXlib]

84. TXRepub

[WeRQ4U]

85. The Bureaucracy Butcher

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

86. WorshipTheBoyKing

[ScreamingMeemie]

87. MrsSaintly.

:hi:

[AVulgarianHue]

88. AVulgarian EliteFascist Totalitarian ColorofLaw

It's somtimes difficult to be terse.

[fortyfeetunder]

89. 40daysoflent

something like that...a religious bent...

[Zero Division]

90. BRIGHTRED!!!!1

[Maddy McCall]

91. MadFetusLoverMcCall

:D

[Chicago Democrat]

92. FagDemocrat!

:)

[NNadir]

93. Napogee

[Misunderestimator]

94. I would be Misunderestimater

[Zuni]

95. IH8Klintoon

[TimeChaser]

96. BibleChaser?

:shrug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

98. Here's mine:

KahlifoaniaPeggy! (Thanks to the terminator!)

:evilgrin: :puke:

[Orsino]

99. SeeNoLibruls n/t

[Must_B_Free]

100. Musn't_Be_Free

[Penndems]

101. PennNeoCon

or PennBushGroupie. :puke:

[Dave Reynolds]

102. Dave Reynolds,

I'm sofa king boring...

:cry:

[smartvoter]

104. Dumbvoter. nt

[bigwillq]

107. bigWbush

:shrug:

[Bat Boy]

108. "Evidence of Scientists Playing God."

A bit long, but they are notoriously bad at self-editing.

On edit: Alternate - "What Children Will Become If We Legalize Gay Marriage". See the previous comment re: self editing.

[Cannikin]

109. CAN-I-sleep with my-KIN

[Ladyhawk]

110. LadyChickenHawk

:shrug:

[Ladyhawk]

111. BTW, you all make me laugh...so clever!!!!!! :D nt

[roguevalley]

112. RogueYerValley

[hyphenate]

113. One freeper I know calls me

Hyperventilate.

Some other asshole I met online calls me "hydra" as in the multi-headed monster.

neither bothers me much, because it shows their own net worth when they do it. Besides, as I found out a very long time ago, they're nameless, faceless entities and probably would never know it if they met me in RL.

[Democrats_win]

114. Democrats_hit

[Splatter Phoenix]

115. Aww, I can't think of any.

:cry:

[name not needed]

116. commies not needed

[peacebuzzard]

117. Warhawk

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

121. Hey, I assembled your freeper self when I was 11!

[peacebuzzard]

122. That's me, baby! guns and guts!

[ihaveaquestion]

119. "neverquestionsanything"

or "Godhastheanswers"

or something along those lines.

[BamaLefty]

120. BamaWrongy?

;)

[ForrestGump]

123. NathanForrestGump

[Twillig]

124. Floyd R. Twillig

"A'Mericun!"

[SmileyBoy]

126. FrownyBoy

[FuzzySlippers]

127. FuzzyJackboots

[no name no slogan]

128. biggus dickus

eh, i'm shooting blanks today :(

[AntiCoup2K4]

129. PraiseJeezus4Coup2K4

or 4thReich2K4

[Spirochete]

130. RightWing Lefthander?

[Justpat]

131. Old Darling

[Lady President]

132. Ain't No Lady President

[DemGirl7]

134. GOPGirl7

even my freeper screenname scares me:scared: :scared: :scared:

[Der Blaue Engel]

135. Der Rote Engel

[KeepItReal]

136. KeepItPropaganda....

Or perhaps: CatapultTheFake

[I Have A Dream]

138. I would be 'My Dream Came True'. n/t

[LeftyDarthBrodie]

140. Rightydarthclinton

rightydarthdurbin
rightydarthfranken
rightydarth(insert a liberals name)

[steely]

141. steelyeyedforrestclear cutterforchrist

or maybe, steel-biblethumpingassholeforbush-y
or stee-otherpeoplesbusinessminder-ly


sorry, my name doesn't lend itself to well to this endeavor, so I took some poetic lisense.

[youthere]

142. YouThereWithABibleWrappedInAFlag

[hunter]

143. Same name, but I'd be a cheap beer swilling gun nut with no teeth.

My sig would have a picture of me with a large dead animal strapped to my car and an animated gif of a big breasted woman firing a machine gun.

[giant_robot]

144. giant_bigot...

...or something to that effect.

[proud2BlibKansan]

145. proud2bfreeper

[NMMNG]

146. BuffyTheFundie

I flirted with the idea of BuffyTheFundieLayer but then I thought, nah....:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

147. KitchenIsNotAWitch

[NuttyFluffers]

148. Creamy Prudes ?

Mundane Smearers ?

I'm not very good at this game... :(

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

149. DMSWar

[RushIsRot]

150. RushIsRight

[LostinVA]

151. Lostinjesus'love

[Hugin]

152. Hippo

Short for Hypocrite.

Sorry, it's all I could think of.

[liberalitch]

153. Liberalitch.... eh, limme guess.....

liberal bitch