What have you done to protect the sanctity of marriage today?

[UrbScotty]

I haven't done amything yet. :spank:

[Heidi]

1. I'm cooking dinner.

I think that's sacrifice enough. :eyes:

[Sannum]

2. I slept with my friend Laura's husband....

before he married my friend Robert:evilgrin:

[arwalden]

6. Well Go On... Do Tell.

Really... tell us more!

[Sannum]

10. Alas, I am joking...

:P

[arwalden]

20. Oh, Rats!!

But it was a great premise for a short story. :hi:

[Bouncy Ball]

22. You just wanted some juicy dirt!

[Sannum]

23. My life is not that exciting nowadays...

Maybe I need to drink more:crazy:

[Misunderestimator]

28. I had an affair with a married woman...

and went on vacation with her and her husband for a week on Cape Cod.

Nah... that's a lie... or is it... my twenties are a fog now... :shrug:

[Maestro]

54. That sounds like a porn movie I saw the other night.

Just kidding. ;)

[Dervill Crow]

51. Your post had me thinking about Robert and Laura Petrie.

Then I thought a little more.

Ve-e-r-r-r-r-ry interesting.

[Bouncy Ball]

3. Oh shit.

I forgot about that. Dammit.

Um, let's see. What can I do?

[mike_c]

4. I've stayed well away from it so far today....

Marriage is WAY better off without my involvement. :rofl:

[WCGreen]

5. Surfed for porn....

Just kidding, I wade for porn.....

No honestly, I just stand on the beach and pretend I am surfing for porn....

[sallyseven]

9. I didn't get married

[WCGreen]

12. That'll do 'er.......

Not that I would ever "do" her, but you get the drift...

[Tallison]

24. ..

:rofl:

Know what you mean....

[bearfan454]

7. I didn't try to press my point when she said no

Know what I mean ?

[skygazer]

8. I've refrained (yet again) from being married

No marriage of mine would be sanctified (is that a word? sanctimonious? no, that's not what I mean.... ) :silly:

[In_The_Wind]

11. not dated any married men

but then I do that everyday

[Bouncy Ball]

13. Oh I gotcha now.

I stayed married another day!

We've been together 15 years this month. I told him, "that's too damn long, I'm tradin' you in!" but he didn't believe me. He just laughed and I thanked him for not eating all of the Pepperidge Farm cookies.

Marriage is weird, to say the least.

[bearfan454]

17. You aint kidding Bouncy Ball

Especially after a total hysterectomy. Me and Mrs bearfan have been together 15 years too.

[Bouncy Ball]

21. Hey that's cool!!!

So 1990, huh? Great year.

Yikes, a total hysterectomy. Recently? Because if so, I'm sending Mrs.bearfan a few healing vibes.

I'm on Mr. Bouncy's good side: I made him coffee this morning. :-)

Oh, uh, better luck tonight maybe.

:D

[norml]

14. Today once again I didn't get married.

That should protect it from me at least, and me from it.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

15. I've told my husband

I love him, that he's incredibly handsome, that he does wonderful things (I'll leave WHAT to your imagination). And guess what? If our lesbian friends decide to get married, we'll go to the wedding and toast their happiness, and applaud them showing the true meaning of marriage-a loving commitment between two people.

[joneschick]

50. I'll second that.

wonderful, loving husband of almost 20 years. And we not only toasted their happiness but sang a duet at their wedding, at their request, Come, Grow Old with Me. They asked not cuz we're great singers, but because of their respect for our marriage. And my daughter's boyfriend accompanied on guitar. I think I've done my part for the sancitity of marriage. *smug satisfaction*

[greekspeak]

16. I didn't get a divorce

:P

[ElsewheresDaughter]

18. slapped my husband

[Wapsie B]

19. What sanctity?

n/t

[Rabrrrrrr]

25. I pissed on a gay veteran and set his flag afire

[UrbScotty]

53. I'm sure Jerry Falwell is proud of you!

[Jade Fox]

26. Avoided it, so I don't end up in Divorce Court....

arguing over who gets the lawn chairs from Target.

[Democracy White]

27. Marriage...what marriage?

You think I'm going to get married? Don't we have enough republican couples already?

Dee

[khashka]

29. Does not sleeping with a married guy count?

In that case I'm batting a thousand.

I always say they can get their hands in my pants AFTER the divorce.

Khash.

[dajoki]

31. yeah!!

hold on till i go find a lawyer.:sarcasm: :rofl:

[BikeWriter]

30. Uh... I've steered clear of it for the last five years.

[HeeBGBz]

32. I haven't married anyone lately

So I did my part.

[kedrys]

33. Does boinking someone you're actually married to count?

:evilgrin:

[bearfan454]

34. Only if they participated also.

ha ha.

[LaurenG]

35. I have given in to major requests of spouse by

making grilled cheese and an avocado side with some cold drinks. Does that count? :hi:

[havocmom]

36. Made fresh whipped cream for my sweety's Saturday coffee!

And later this evening...

[cosmik debris]

37. I am protecting the sanctity of divorce.

It works better for me than that marraige thing did.

[HawkerHurricane]

38. Married 12 years...

And I didn't try to link my marraige with other, unrelated things.

Like Gay Marraige. If Joe and Bob down the street decide to get married, it doesn't hurt my marraige. It's unrelated.

What is with the Republicans and linking unrelated things?
War on Terror/Iraq. They have nothing to do with each other.

Sanctity of Marraige/Gay Marraige. Again, nothing.

Energy Independence/Alaska Wildlife Refuge. Nada.

I could go on... but maybe I better start my own thread.

[flvegan]

39. I stayed single.

I figure, if I don't get married, then I can't get divorced and undermine the sanctity of marriage.

See? Marriage is well-protected by yours truly.

[TlalocW]

40. I mocked a conservative friend

Whose parents will be celebrating their 40th anniversary telling him, "Congrats to your parents surviving 40 years. You don’t normally see that kind of commitment to traditional marriage and family values in republicans… You know, they normally divorce – sometimes multiple times – like Reagan, Dole, Gingrich, Randall Terry, Limbaugh, Giuliani, Dick Armey, George Will, Bob Barr, Chenoweth, etc. Tell them I said good job in not being like most republicans."

TlalocW

[WCGreen]

43. I love that one..........

[UrbScotty]

49. HA! Good for you!

:evilgrin:

[sam sarrha]

41. i gave her a big hug, patted her butt and told her she looked great..!

you got to do 2 or 3 of the 27 bonding rituals every time you meet, after being separated by any distance.

[zbdent]

42. Woke up next to Mrs. ZBDent

same as for the past 1.5 decades . . .

[rockymountaindem]

44. I had lunch with my mom and dad.

That's about all I can think of.

[billyskank]

45. Shit, I knew there was something I forgot

Damn!

[William Bloode]

46. I had sex with my girlfriend......

While my wife was at work :spank:

[lies and propaganda]

47. I plan on having sex with another girl.

and on the Sabbath, at that!
Humph!

[IChing]

48. I respect the institution of marriage however I don't want to be

Institutionalized

[CaliforniaPeggy]

52. My dear IChing....

Marriage does NOT institutionalize you! I would know...40 years, and counting!

:pals: