Weekly World News: "Ghost Of Lincoln Advises Bush On Iraq"

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61699



ABRAHAM Lincoln may have been born in a one-room log cabin in Nolin Creek in Kentucky, but now lives in the White House -- again.

That may sound strange considering that Lincoln was shot by an assassin on April 14, 1865, and died on the morning of April 15. But after a lengthy visit to the Executive Mansion, the Weekly World News White House correspondent has confirmed that the ghost of our beloved 16th President regularly meets with the current GOP leader.

"I've seen him," admits CR, a former high-ranking White House official who now works at the state department. "He's ashy gray and you can sort of see through him, like smoke. He's tall, 6-foot-4 without that stovepipe hat. And that's when he's walking. Sometimes he floats like an angel or he does a kind of breast stroke near the ceiling.

"For 140 years he only haunted the area around the bedroom that was named after him," our deep throat went on. "But now that's changed -- big time."

[mark11727]

1. Did Lincoln advise * to "relax and take in a play...?"

Just askin'

[GreenPartyVoter]

2. *lmbo*

[caty]

3. I think Lincoln has a lot

of nerve. What does he know about having a war with another country?:think:

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

4. "George, I have some advice for you,"

intones the ghostly apparition, "get the fuck out of Iraq, NOW!"
George- "huh?"