dolo amber said I had to open the Grotto tonight

[short bus president]

I guess I can take the time out from gloating over my astonishing "20 (er, 28 or 29) Questions" victory to open the joint up. So here it is: tonight's Grotto thread. You kids be good! And if you can't be good, at least be good at it...

Oh, and tonight the cover's waived if you know who Arthur Dexter Bradley is.

[VelmaD]

1. Oh, so her you'll take orders from...

but not me when I yell at you to open the freakin' Grotto. I guess I know where I stand with you now that she's stolen your affections. *pout*

Somebody bring me a bottle of Jack. I'm cleaning my apartment and I had a bad day and the checker at the grocery store was as ass and I HATE EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING except y'all.

[short bus president]

2. Ever notice

how the little AOL guy looks like he's running away from the sleeping ignore guy, right into the clutches of the angry-looking mutant snowflake thingie? I did.

[VelmaD]

3. You loon.

You always know how to make me smile. *smooch*

:-)