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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-03 05:23 PM
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What does 10^21 picolos make?
Anybody? Anybody?

1 gigalo (pronounce the 'giga' as in "1.21 gigawatts?!")

Post your favorite science geek joke here!
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yella_dawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-03 05:26 PM
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1. I wuz gonna say...
a black hole. That's a buncha picolos.
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-03 05:29 PM
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2. What do 2000 mockingbirds make?
Edited on Thu Nov-06-03 05:29 PM by TXlib
2 kilomockingbirds
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uberotto Donating Member (589 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-03 05:29 PM
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3. There are 10 kinds of people in this world...
Those that understand binary and those that don't.

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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-03 05:30 PM
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4. Guffaw
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LearnedHand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-03 05:42 PM
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8. ROTFLMAO!
Thankx!!! I needed that laugh.
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-03 05:30 PM
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5. What does a mathematician do when constipated?
Edited on Thu Nov-06-03 05:30 PM by TXlib
Works it out with a pencil!
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-03 05:31 PM
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6. What do 6.02 * 10^23 avacados make?
1 guaca-mole
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-03 05:32 PM
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7. A very long flute?
:D
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foo_bar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-03 05:43 PM
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9. a hydrogen atom walks into a bar
"I've lost an electron!" he exclaims.
"Are you sure?" asks the bartender.
"I'm positive!"
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Squeech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-03 06:23 PM
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20. I thought iony was dead.
And a millihelen is the quantity of beauty needed to launch one ship.
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foo_bar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-03 06:26 PM
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21. a neutron gets ready to leave the bar
"What do I owe you?" he asks the bartender.
"No charge."
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-03 05:47 PM
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10. A topologist can't tell his ass from a hole in the ground
but can tell his ass from two holes in the ground.

(Yes, yes, if you want to be anal, they're tunnels, not just holes...)
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onebigbadwulf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-03 05:51 PM
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12. Heisenberg is driving down the freeway
when a cop pulls him over and says "do you know how fast you were going?"

And he replies, "No, but I know exactly where I am"
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-03 05:51 PM
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13. HA!
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-03 05:51 PM
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11. What's the unit for 1/1000th of a lip-synched CD?
A milli-vanilli.
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-03 05:52 PM
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14. What's a milli-helen?
1/1000th of the beauty required to start a war.
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-03 05:53 PM
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15. What's an "arg"?
1 unit of work, performed incorrectly.
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MisterP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-03 06:03 PM
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16. mathematically-inclined plumbers:
"caulk you later"
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Ediacara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-03 06:05 PM
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17. what do you call someone who likes sedimentation?
An Aluvial Fan!
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Sal316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-03 06:07 PM
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18. Couple of 'em for ya
Have you heard about the new oral contraceptive - hexanitrosobenzene? It
has "NO" in all six positions.

What is this:

NaCl(aq) NaCl(aq)
C C C C C C C

Answer: (In a sing-song voice) "Saline, saline, over the seven C's"


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onebigbadwulf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-06-03 06:19 PM
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19. (sigh)
I miss my days of O-chem
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