Why I don't date nice guys.

[SarahB]

I'm a cute chick and I know it.

Therefore, I only date men that are perfectly buff, 6'+ Godlike creatures with professional degrees and prestigious jobs with lots and lots of money. I really like it when they disrespect me and just have no respect for women in general. If they smack me around a little, even better.

If they buy me useless stuff like jewelry so I can show it to my shallow friends that's what matters most. I would never go for a guy who is unemployed, underemployed, or not a self-rightous, conceited ass who beats up smaller men for fun. He has to be perfect in every stereotypical, shallow, stupid sense of the word. Oh, and I give them lots of incredible sex too. I don't do it for pleasure and enhancement of the relationship, but to get more things like earrings and fur coats and stuff.

:sarcasm: :eyes:

[ulysses]

1. LOL!

I knew it! :D

[mike_c]

2. sarahbelle, how long have you had this crush on me...?

Sorry, babe-- I really don't have time for you now.... :hi:

[GOPisEvil]

3. !

:rofl::thumbsup:

[Zomby Woof]

4. You know you love me

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3710331

[gmoney]

5. Just as I suspected...

:hide:

[XemaSab]

6. Amen sister!

Hook me up!

[khashka]

7. I always knew you were my ideal woman.

But you can get earrings for sex???? Really? I never knew that! I have been wasting so much time.

Khash.

[Wapsie B]

8. Damn I knew it!

;-)

[tjwash]

9. In that case I have just the guy for you...

...

[In_The_Wind]

10. just send the flowers

along with the furs, jewels, cars, planes & boats

[The Traveler]

11. **sign** Once again

I am just not the cute girl's type!

[gardenista]

12. Wow, he probably doesn't know that you still care... nt