OK so help settle a workplace gossip dispute.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

If a middle aged workaholic guy suddenly starts grooming his ear hair (I know, eewwwww), is that one of the cardinal warning signs of an affair?

Um, there are other elements in play here, but this was offered as the "smoking gun".

[grannylib]

1. Nah, it may be just that he's been watching Queer Eye. Or infomercials.

[Wapsie B]

2. There'd have to be something a little more obvious than that.

[MrScorpio]

3. They need to do better than that

Pubic hair would be more like it

[Spinzonner]

4. Or starting an earwig boutique

[hickman1937]

5. Probably. Or his wife just found her inner slut. n/t

[KG]

6. grooming? what, did he start combing it? have it permed and highlited?

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

7. Heh. Not sure what that would signify. But no, cutting it, LOL.