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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 10:21 PM
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Today I saw a lady driving with her left foot outside the window
Toenails were painted, but it was still kinda weird. I'd hate to think where her foot would end up if she had an accident.
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PretzelWarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 10:24 PM
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1. wow. that sounded like start of a good joke.
Edited on Wed Jul-20-05 10:25 PM by PretzelWarrior
everyone come up with a punchline.
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Today I saw a lady driving with her left foot outside the window...then I heard the song blaring on her radio: "Ya put your LEFT foot in you put your LEFT foot out! You do the hokey pokey and you shake it all about!...."
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(so..you'r saying it would have been WIERDER if her toenails weren't painted?)
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 10:25 PM
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3. Where did John Kerry take your shoe?
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PretzelWarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 10:26 PM
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5. he sold it to the Vietcong and then spit on my mommy
he's a mean man.

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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 10:34 PM
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8. That's not what he told me. But you must be speaking the Truth!
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 10:26 PM
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4. Did you hear the one about blond who drove with her left foot outside
the window?

She was using it for a turn signal.
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PretzelWarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 10:27 PM
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6. lol. good one.
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ISUGRADIA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 10:24 PM
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2. I saw the same thing last week here in Minneapolis
Some guy tooling around on a busy street in a VW bug with the left leg out the window and him leaning back. STUPID
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 10:27 PM
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7. My uncle (who needs his head examined) once got pulled over
for driving with BOTH feet out the window...he had propped up a stake onto the gas pedal...We believe that alcohol and perhaps other stronger things may have eaten his brain!

:rofl:
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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-20-05 11:21 PM
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9. How else can she dry her toenail polish?
Edited on Thu Jul-21-05 12:02 AM by aint_no_life_nowhere
when she's just finished painting her toenails while driving to work. The tricky move is drying the toenails on that right foot.
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