Today I saw a lady driving with her left foot outside the window

[undeterred]

Toenails were painted, but it was still kinda weird. I'd hate to think where her foot would end up if she had an accident.

[PretzelWarrior]

1. wow. that sounded like start of a good joke.

everyone come up with a punchline.
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Today I saw a lady driving with her left foot outside the window...then I heard the song blaring on her radio: "Ya put your LEFT foot in you put your LEFT foot out! You do the hokey pokey and you shake it all about!...."
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(so..you'r saying it would have been WIERDER if her toenails weren't painted?)

[elshiva]

3. Where did John Kerry take your shoe?

[PretzelWarrior]

5. he sold it to the Vietcong and then spit on my mommy

he's a mean man.

*This advertisement paid for by Not-so-swift fucktards for Bush

[elshiva]

8. That's not what he told me. But you must be speaking the Truth!

[undeterred]

4. Did you hear the one about blond who drove with her left foot outside

the window?

She was using it for a turn signal.

[PretzelWarrior]

6. lol. good one.

[ISUGRADIA]

2. I saw the same thing last week here in Minneapolis

Some guy tooling around on a busy street in a VW bug with the left leg out the window and him leaning back. STUPID

[KitchenWitch]

7. My uncle (who needs his head examined) once got pulled over

for driving with BOTH feet out the window...he had propped up a stake onto the gas pedal...We believe that alcohol and perhaps other stronger things may have eaten his brain!

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

9. How else can she dry her toenail polish?

when she's just finished painting her toenails while driving to work. The tricky move is drying the toenails on that right foot.