Hello! Hello! Is this thing on?

[JimmyJazz]

I'm just checking. And, I'm looking for drunk people in Cleveland and other parts of these United States to check in and say, "how are you doing?"

[johnnie]

1. Lol

I wasn't drunk. Did I sound drunk?

[JimmyJazz]

4. YOU sounded wonderful and charming and SAXY as hell.

Next question

[johnnie]

7. Oh, you just think I sounded "saxy"

'Cause I mentioned The Who.

[JimmyJazz]

11. Uh-Uh - I'm saying you sounded saxy because you were really

great! Intelligent, charming and oh so SAXY

[johnnie]

14. Why ...thank you very much

It was a good time. Those people are whacked out, but it was cool.

[RetroLounge]

2. Sorry, I don't drink

But fuck you just the same...



RL

[JimmyJazz]

5. DUDE - I'm ALWAYS looking for you!

And fuck you, too.

[RetroLounge]

9. Threat? Promise?

RL

[JimmyJazz]

12. Both?

Maybe? A girl can hope

[RetroLounge]

13. ..

RL

[texas1928]

3. SOOSSSy Occifer

I thunk as yu not drink am I.

[JimmyJazz]

6. I hear the world spins and I'm waiting for my house to come by.

[texas1928]

10. Can you stop the floor.

I need to stand up.

[Lilyhoney]

8. What is the little guy in the red cape looking at? nt

[sundog]

15. sigh

[JimmyJazz]

16. I love you, oh big studly hunk 'o man that you are, but you don't live

in Cleveland

[sundog]

17. i know, but i just felt you needed a

[JimmyJazz]

20. I do. I won't ask how you knew.

But, some of us are waiting for you to join a certain conversation *wink* *wink*

[sundog]

21. oh my... i need to re-install the program

i think it got deleted

[ghostsofgiants]

18. I'm neither drunk nor in the United States

I feel so excluded.

[Redstone]

19. JJ:

You OK?

Redstone

[JimmyJazz]

24. I'm fine. This is a continuation of another thread where there is an

impromptu DU meet up in Cleveland. They are having a major pity party and I am calling out the people to be pitied. Thanks for your concern.

[Redstone]

26. Of course. I miss the references, as usual. Is there

anyone more oblivious than me?

Redstone

[IChing]

22. checking in but not drunk yet so I can't say fuck you yet.

give me a few more

honey you need to pod cast
you are the bomb.

[JimmyJazz]

25. What's a pod cast and why am I about to explode?

[IChing]

28. You have a wonderful sense of humor

sorry, I meant de bomb not the bomb (damn french)

You can download itunes 4.9 for free and check out
all the free podcasts that are there and also you can just submit your podcast for free
you don't need a ipod to do it.


I still love firesign theater and they have podcasts you can download for free in the top 100.

[WCGreen]

23. I'm sober, in Cleveland, but I'll act drunk

Fuck this party....(Carrening around the room, coming dangerously close to an heirlom) who the fuck, Who the fuck do you think you are...

I had fifteen years of practice at being an inebriated ass hole......

[JimmyJazz]

27. You mean you are sober and in Cleveland? What's your problem?

[WCGreen]

29. That's my problem.........

Too many years hitting sleazy bars on East 72nd street playing sound off Wheel of Fortune for big bucks...

I always won so I had to travel from bar to bar,,,,,,,,,

Man i ate a lot of Duck Blood Soup

[Beware the Beast Man]

30. Hello again.

/sexy voice off

[JimmyJazz]

31. Uh-Uh - don't turn that sexy voice off! I like it....

a lot

[Beware the Beast Man]

32. But my other voice is so alluring.

"WILL U BEE MY FWEND????"

[tyedyeto]

33. Arizona checking in

I think I've had one too many, but how can you tell?

[JimmyJazz]

36. Jeez - already? Isn't it like 9:00 am where you are now?

[tyedyeto]

39. Almost but not quite 9:00

I started early... got off work at 4:00

[swag]

34. They only make those things with off switches nowadays.

Cutbacks and all.

Hullo, jazzeroonie. Pick a square!

[JimmyJazz]

35. Thank you. I'll take Charlie Weaver for the block.

[swag]

37. The Secret Square!

[JimmyJazz]

38. Everyone knows Charlie Weaver was ALWAYS

the Secret Square